Top 10 Reasons Why Kanye West Is a Douche
November 24, 2008 by Porky
Everyone should know by now that Kanye has a big ego and loves the attention. He will say and do whatever to keep himself in the spotlight from his antics during the 2006 VMA to calling out Bush on national TV. Here’s an article I found recently listing the Top 10 Reasons Why Kanye West Is a Douche.
Kanye West is a douche for many, many reasons, but it is easy to falter and find yourself thinking “Man, that Kanye’s a pretty wicked dude”. It happens to the best of us, we falter at times, but it shouldn’t have to happen. I have narrowed the proofs of his douchiness down to a ten-point emergency checklist that folds easily into your pocket or wallet for those times when his blinding douchebaggery eludes you.
1. He douched out at the Grammy’s when he took the stage to accept his award, refused to leave the stage when his time was up, and then actually told them to stop playing the get-off-the-stage music so that he could keep talking. Me Kanye. I bes vewy, vewy important.
2. His new album, due out on November 24th, is a departure from his usual style, as he sings more than he raps. That is all good and well, because he is a talented musician, but then he had to go and douche it up by saying that this change in style is an attempt to challenge the likes of Jimi Hendrix and Paul McCartney, who he describes as “those artists in black and white photos”, because taking a crap on music legends serves to make Kanye’s genius obvious to all and sundry.
3. In a recent interview, Kanye said, and I am not kidding: “I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice. It’s me settling into that position of just really accepting that it’s one thing to say you want to do it and it’s another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan.”
4. In that same interview, he showcased his inveterate respect for other performers by slamming Justin Timberlake: “There were people who had the potential to do it but they went on vacation, so when Justin went on vacation I made albums, and it just came out to be that.”
5. Kanye pulled the race card when it was announced that Britney Spears would be hosting the 2007 Video Music Awards. “I can’t believe she would perform. She hasn’t had a hit record in years. Maybe my money’s not right. Maybe my skin’s not right.” Riiiiight, that’s it.
6. In an interview with Tim Westwood, Kanye said “I’m doing pretty good as far as geniuses go… I’m like a machine. I’m a robot. You cannot offend a robot… I’m going down as a legend, whether or not you like me or not. I am the new Jim Morrison. I am the new Kurt Cobain… They feel like, yo, you know ‘he’s got a God complex, because he said if they wrote the Bible again that he would be in it’. Duh, yeah, I would be in it. I feel like I’m one of the more important people in pop culture right now… The Bible had 20, 30, 40, 50 characters in it. You don’t think that I would be one of the characters of today’s modern Bible? And people have their own forms of bibles now. It’s a new day and age…”
Somehow, I just don’t think Kanye’s going to be my new personal Jesus.
7. In a display of extremely douchey poor sportsmanship, he now claims that the MTV awards shows are fixed, because how could the “voice of this generation” lose otherwise?
8. There are ten Facebook groups that come up when you use the search terms “Kanye West douche”.
9. Kanye West blogs up a storm. Mostly he’s fairly boring, but he drops these gems once in a while that turn being a douche into a spectator sport.
10. When his video for “Touch the Sky” did not win at the MTV Europe Music Awards, Kanye publicly expressed his incredulity. “It took a month to film; I stood on a mountain; I flew a helicopter over Vegas. I did it to be the king of all videos and I wanted to walk home with that award,” he complained. Kanye? Whining about how you are not the most popular will not work to make you more popular, but it will get you a “Top Ten Reasons Why Kanye West Is a Douche” checklist. Congratulations.
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Not only did you guys jack the steez, ya’ll are even stealing out ideas! Get original. Stick to the message boards.
if kanye wasnt popular or this good at what he does, then this top 10 list wouldnt exist and u wouldnt be wasting ur time talkin about a nobody. but that isnt the case, this topic was chosen to draw people in to read it right? So there is some truth to kanyes superstardom. Journalist choose articles that they think would interest people. Maybe id care if kanyes words or actions affected our lives personally but they dont so let the man say what he wants. u should be making a top 10 reason why soulja boy is a douche. cause that dude straight up sucks. no homo.
man kayne is a good artist, and ppl who hate on him like you doin are just proovin that he’s talented. I myself have nothing to hate on the man for, so if this “top ten reasons” thing is what your into then go ahead. I only read this because it sounded like a douche posted it, and even after reading this i confirmed that you display massive douchebaggery.
By the way, your t0p ten reasons arent really reasons. your just trying to persuede ppl into hating on kanye simply b/c its what you choose to do…. i kno 1 thing. kanye is a superstar, and what do you have…. A Blog that suggests kanye should stop blogging. ahaha i actually find your Necessity and Motivation to hate on kayne, a bit funny.
PS. your a bitch and you cant fool anyone into thinking the way you do.
Suck kayne’s balls.
calm down nerd lmao I like kanye too. I just found this article somewhere…did u miss the part that said SOURCE
FUCK YOU PORKY PUSSY ASS CRACKA