The official Myspace/Facebook thread...Vol.how do YOU do it??

[c-b-chris]

Post your methods on how you pick up broads or dudes (if your a female) and how did your experience go...(NO STALKER),myspace/facebook rating system, etc...

i dont want to be generic and cliche and send shit like "H3y girl i Saw ya Picz anD you P0ppin l1ke a pot of BaCon gRease!!"... <---that never worked for me

So For starters depending on who and how good she looks...

ill say "im chris steez...only if it matters though...:D"

or ill say "i know you dont care but...im chris steez"

works all the time...usually it fucks with their head

Her: "lol SHOULD it matter??"
Me: "IDK...thats for you to decide"

and it goes on lol...

[Rizzo-D-Don]

i be like "give it up u dirty bitch"

60% of the time it works, every time ~ word to Brian Fantana

[toolman622]

i dont know about anyone else but when i do it...i try to make it unique to that specific ho, feel me...

like this one chick that i smashed, 2 notes after this one, she was into poetry. so i took something from her page *myspace* and then gave her props on it and then gave her some freestyle type shit and it worked this is what i said.


"I am a queen, strong but not lean and never mean, and not just letting anyone get in between." u got skills


but check it/ ur page is holy already but im going to bless it/ with a message/ from ultimate fantasy/ im not trying to press u, trying to be, ur man to be/ that would be damned of me/ im showing u love from 1 vet to the next vet in the poetic family/ see we sisters and brothers/ but if u feeling this vet, next it will be incest, kissing and hugging/ then proceed to start licking ur button/ flipping ur onion/ and make you start to cry when i split it in half/ but i dont want to make it seem like im moving to fast/ cus thats what the chumps do/ but we can get back to that, so let me put that in the truck boo/ and let me go back to the jump too/ "hello my name is john and im interested in getting to know u"/ put u in my circle/ and work u/ see if we can vibe together/ laugh and cry together/ and ride together/ if u interested let me know that/ lady gifted....u probably thinking "he maybe twisted" but i dont smoke that/ so hold that/ and write a note back/


but this is just one chick that it worked for.....probably wont try it again....

[c-b-chris]

LMAO!!!!!! niiiiiceee very nice umm.. whenever.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 23, 2008 10:31 PM


lol so0o ill take that as a yea??? so when would be a good time to discuss the terms of the lease... ;D
------------ Original Message ------------
lol nice.
maybe... ill think about that.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 23, 2008 1:16 AM


wussup??...im moving to orlando in february from new jersey...and umm i kinda need some 1 to show me around...

soooo

can i borrow you?? i promise ill give u back ;D

[CashMoney52]

^^wow direct quote i likes dat..propz lol

[REALTALK87]

lame as fuck.. :eats:

[Rizzo-D-Don]

lame as fuck.. :eats:

word to ma mutha haha

[[T]ha [S]uperman]

so lame. and i can't believe any girl would fall for the type of shit you are saying.. :smh:

:laugh:

[PsykO]

what happened to the old skool send-a-pic-of-ya-dick?

[TP2000]

the way I figure it. you come with whats correct. If the chick is just a smash U need to her open to smash by being unique but not to well thought out. Now if U think she may be worth more then you can read hr page find something and open the door that way.

i remember there was this one chick I hit off and she was into modeling and was like "don't steal my pics" so I stole one and was like you're my new 'it" girl you just replaced rosario dawson. ( lame I know) but it worked and since she was just a smash, it was just enough. Not too much from me, and just enough to get her lol.

[c-b-chris]

lol If any one on here visits Niketalk then you would know why the fuck i used the "can i borrow you line"...

[testaaj123]

lol...Avoid it.... I met my girl off of myspace.... 3 year real relationship... flew out to see her a few times.... then moved to her city....


Lets just say my life hasn't been the same since, and its the biggest mistake i ever made


U can't tell what type of bitches they are if you are pickin em up online....



not gonna front tho, shit is tuff tho if u get a bitch off myspace.. fuck her, skeet in her face and never see her again yah mean

[c-b-chris]

lol...myspace is just something to have fun with...ESPECIALLY when it comes 2 broads...im not sayin myspace ios my primary source of girls but its funny playin around with them...

[testaaj123]

yea the homie just hit this bitch off some net site

then she started catching feelings and he was like fuck that and aint wanna fuck no more she start saying shit like imma call the cops and take u to court yada yada



best way to do it is say ur name is Joe black and u live in new york


unless ur real name is joe black and u live in new york

u get the idea

[Holyblesser]

i dont know about anyone else but when i do it...i try to make it unique to that specific ho, feel me...

like this one chick that i smashed, 2 notes after this one, she was into poetry. so i took something from her page *myspace* and then gave her props on it and then gave her some freestyle type shit and it worked this is what i said.


"I am a queen, strong but not lean and never mean, and not just letting anyone get in between." u got skills


but check it/ ur page is holy already but im going to bless it/ with a message/ from ultimate fantasy/ im not trying to press u, trying to be, ur man to be/ that would be damned of me/ im showing u love from 1 vet to the next vet in the poetic family/ see we sisters and brothers/ but if u feeling this vet, next it will be incest, kissing and hugging/ then proceed to start licking ur button/ flipping ur onion/ and make you start to cry when i split it in half/ but i dont want to make it seem like im moving to fast/ cus thats what the chumps do/ but we can get back to that, so let me put that in the truck boo/ and let me go back to the jump too/ "hello my name is john and im interested in getting to know u"/ put u in my circle/ and work u/ see if we can vibe together/ laugh and cry together/ and ride together/ if u interested let me know that/ lady gifted....u probably thinking "he maybe twisted" but i dont smoke that/ so hold that/ and write a note back/


but this is just one chick that it worked for.....probably wont try it again....

DAMN SON that = immediate pussy nigga if i had a pussy id give it up in no time LMFAO jk

[havma]

Myspace bullshit is inactive

Facebook recently deleted

Never used it to attempt to find women anyways

I fail in person

[havma]

Post your methods on how you pick up broads or dudes (if your a female) and how did your experience go...(NO STALKER),myspace/facebook rating system, etc...

i dont want to be generic and cliche and send shit like "H3y girl i Saw ya Picz anD you P0ppin l1ke a pot of BaCon gRease!!"... <---that never worked for me

So For starters depending on who and how good she looks...

ill say "im chris steez...only if it matters though...:D"

or ill say "i know you dont care but...im chris steez"

works all the time...usually it fucks with their head

Her: "lol SHOULD it matter??"
Me: "IDK...thats for you to decide"

and it goes on lol...
You do realize that you are comparing a girl to a fatty piece of swine there?

[MeSsInA]

Myspace bullshit is inactive

Facebook recently deleted

Never used it to attempt to find women anyways

I fail in person


:smh:

[BlyackScorpio]

lame as fuck.. :eats::laugh:

word to ma mutha haha:laugh:

ha [S]uperman;18264560']so lame. and i can't believe any girl would fall for the type of shit you are saying.. :smh:

:laugh::laugh:

what happened to the old skool send-a-pic-of-ya-dick?:supersad: Nigga get out :smh:

[BlyackScorpio]

i dont know about anyone else but when i do it...i try to make it unique to that specific ho, feel me...

like this one chick that i smashed, 2 notes after this one, she was into poetry. so i took something from her page *myspace* and then gave her props on it and then gave her some freestyle type shit and it worked this is what i said.


"I am a queen, strong but not lean and never mean, and not just letting anyone get in between." u got skills


but check it/ ur page is holy already but im going to bless it/ with a message/ from ultimate fantasy/ im not trying to press u, trying to be, ur man to be/ that would be damned of me/ im showing u love from 1 vet to the next vet in the poetic family/ see we sisters and brothers/ but if u feeling this vet, next it will be incest, kissing and hugging/ then proceed to start licking ur button/ flipping ur onion/ and make you start to cry when i split it in half/ but i dont want to make it seem like im moving to fast/ cus thats what the chumps do/ but we can get back to that, so let me put that in the truck boo/ and let me go back to the jump too/ "hello my name is john and im interested in getting to know u"/ put u in my circle/ and work u/ see if we can vibe together/ laugh and cry together/ and ride together/ if u interested let me know that/ lady gifted....u probably thinking "he maybe twisted" but i dont smoke that/ so hold that/ and write a note back/


but this is just one chick that it worked for.....probably wont try it again....
I don't think i've ever put that much effort into meeting someone online

[GoodFeLLa07]

lol...Avoid it.... I met my girl off of myspace.... 3 year real relationship... flew out to see her a few times.... then moved to her city....


Lets just say my life hasn't been the same since, and its the biggest mistake i ever made


U can't tell what type of bitches they are if you are pickin em up online....





You LOSE :smh:

[X2 Junior X3]

the shit i've seen in this thread = :no:
but, i dont like pickin bitches up online anymore...too lame and way too middle school. so if i meet a bitch out at the mall or on the yard at school, i just ask if she got facebook or myspace....AFTER I ALREADY GOT THE NUMBER! lol

but, i met my girlfriend on the space back in the summer. just comment'd a pic, she returned it, comments started flooding in, messages and then he gave the number and we started talking, went out & now she in love with a nigga!

[Bumpy Knucklez]

http://www.askugg.com/2007/05/19/3-great-introductions-for-meeting-girls-on-myspace/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Nice hair.. Are you wearing a wig.. Or is that your real hair?

[X2 Junior X3]

^^^^^ :laugh::laugh: :laugh:

[dnice1042]

myspace was poppin when it first started, all the bitches on there were fiendin for dicks...shit aint da same :smh:

only thing i dont like about myspace is dat it make everyday bitches think they supermodels and shit...

here's my advice though, what i do is type suttin up that sounds REAL GOOD to a girl. then copy and paste it to like 50 bitches in one day and wait for all da responses and move on from there. shit works like a charm and you barely have to do any work....

even if you only fuck one bitch outta them 50 thats still pretty good lol...try it, bet u it works

[Gfunk]

Random bitches add me on myspace one even gave me her number and address lmao but she was ugly so i was like naaaaa. The hot ones seem to all be from other countries :( like dis one chick from america we txted all the time an shit but kinda lost contact with her tho

[monee*ova*bichez]

hey loser.. can i hit?

ppl on niketalk no wuzup.. that shit works

[c-b-chris]

lol ^^ yea thats exactly what i meant...thats why i made this thread word to niketalk..."can i borro wyou?...i promise ill give you back"

[grandlarceny06]

Myspace bullshit is inactive

Facebook recently deleted

Never used it to attempt to find women anyways

I fail in person

:dead:

[emazing7788]

http://www.myspacetomyplace.com/

Yo if somebody got this or buys it post it on here

[da1latin0arab]

LMAO!!!!!! niiiiiceee very nice umm.. whenever.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 23, 2008 10:31 PM


lol so0o ill take that as a yea??? so when would be a good time to discuss the terms of the lease... ;D
------------ Original Message ------------
lol nice.
maybe... ill think about that.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: chris...steez...
Date: Dec 23, 2008 1:16 AM


wussup??...im moving to orlando in february from new jersey...and umm i kinda need some 1 to show me around...

soooo

can i borrow you?? i promise ill give u back ;D

haha yeah that shit was smoothh

propss