ARE YOU TOO FREAKY??? FOR AMATEURS

[Serious]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan i never thought i'd hear this shit but. . .just check out the story.

but the other day i was chilling at this one girl who happen to be a virgin crib. I was about to leave and she was poking me in the face and i told her, you keep poking me and ima have to do some poking of my own. she was like, "ok". now i honestly think she a virgin, so i smiled and was like, "i gotta handle something first so keep ya phone on," right.

So i hit the streets and get back over the crib and she act like she aint remember what she said so i told her im out and she hopped on my back and started suckin on my neck and rubbin my chest. so i walked her upstairs and tossed her on the bed and RIPPED OFF HER DRAWERS. so she seemed cool right, then she was sitting on the edge of the bed lookin up and she pulled out my dick and it hit her in the face like on bang bros or something (LOL). and she sat there jackin my dick lookin up at me. So im thinking she finna deep throat my shit and this when it went down hill.

THIS BITCH TOLD ME, THE BIGGEST FREAK IN ORLANDO FLORIDA LIKE 20 THINGS SHE DON'T DO. giving head being the top of the list. NOW upon hearing this chick go down a check list of shit she dont do and dont think she would like Im thinking FUCK THIS. when i fuck i go at it, no limits except lickin booty holes that aint me. and i never realized how fuckin freaky I am until she looked at me and was like "you like all them thangs" and I was like "HELL YEAH!" and she told me "IM TOO FREAKY FO HER!!!" LMAO!!! which is understandable since she an alleged virgin but i just though everything I did was normal ya know? GUESS IM TOO FREAKY FOR SOME WOMEN.

anybody else been told that or agree that sex shouldnt be about restrictions and does and donts?

[*GhostDog*]

LMAO bitch gave you a checklist :laugh:

[ricolocc]

smh she needs to chyll with that bullshit

[BloodyAcesIsrael]

LMAO bitch gave you a checklist haha dies... would have peternorth her ass 2 sec nutt splat 2 the face

[Mr. Cartoon]

Dunno of all that shit. She probably don't like or or try because she hasn't done so in the past or she maybe not in the mood?

[da1latin0arab]

haha dat shits funny. she a regulator tellin u what she do n dont do. haa there should be no limits to sex.

[supafli690]

I may be too freaky. I keep tellin my squeeze all the nasty shit I wanna do to her, but she likes it. She says there ain't nothin wrong with it, and then she do the same freaky shit to me.

Only licked two girls assholes my whole life. You gotta find the right one tho, not one of those hairy assholes, its gotta be tight, hairless and above all...clean!!!

[mrjr407]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan i never thought i'd hear this shit but. . .just check out the story.

but the other day i was chilling at this one girl who happen to be a virgin crib. I was about to leave and she was poking me in the face and i told her, you keep poking me and ima have to do some poking of my own. she was like, "ok". now i honestly think she a virgin, so i smiled and was like, "i gotta handle something first so keep ya phone on," right.

So i hit the streets and get back over the crib and she act like she aint remember what she said so i told her im out and she hopped on my back and started suckin on my neck and rubbin my chest. so i walked her upstairs and tossed her on the bed and RIPPED OFF HER DRAWERS. so she seemed cool right, then she was sitting on the edge of the bed lookin up and she pulled out my dick and it hit her in the face like on bang bros or something (LOL). and she sat there jackin my dick lookin up at me. So im thinking she finna deep throat my shit and this when it went down hill.

THIS BITCH TOLD ME, THE BIGGEST FREAK IN ORLANDO FLORIDA LIKE 20 THINGS SHE DON'T DO. giving head being the top of the list. NOW upon hearing this chick go down a check list of shit she dont do and dont think she would like Im thinking FUCK THIS. when i fuck i go at it, no limits except lickin booty holes that aint me. and i never realized how fuckin freaky I am until she looked at me and was like "you like all them thangs" and I was like "HELL YEAH!" and she told me "IM TOO FREAKY FO HER!!!" LMAO!!! which is understandable since she an alleged virgin but i just though everything I did was normal ya know? GUESS IM TOO FREAKY FOR SOME WOMEN.

anybody else been told that or agree that sex shouldnt be about restrictions and does and donts?

HOLLA AT YA BOI MAN!!! Let me see if I can get this broad to do some shit, I'm in Orlando too!

[armantem86]

hahahahahaha

[misz_iverson]

thats funny. lol, her sex gonna be real boring then

[U got zero swag]

she a da biggest freak but she a virgin???

[ZeezyFbaby]

no he said hes the biggest freak.

[Krypton864]

and that is when you learn to stop fuukkin wit 15 year olds oh wait i kno w15 year olds that get down like pornstars so wtf is wrong wit her tell herass to grow up a lil bit maturity is a issue

[GoodFeLLa07]

Nah b, she just doesn't know she likes them things yet, ya dig

She's putting up a wall, same way she was tryin to flirt and then try to take back what she said...

She'll give in eventually b

[sneaksntits]

thats that one hitter quitter type itch

[nutmeg]

Hilarious!

[ABChick01]

LOL!!! Now that's hilarious! There's nothin' wrong with being a freak...especially if you find someone that's just as freaky! lol

Mad she gave you a check list though...lmao.

[bigslim24]

hold up, hold up, hold up...what happened to the hand job?? no homo

[Serious]

hold up, hold up, hold up...what happened to the hand job?? no homo

lol. dawg i put my tool back in my pants and hauled ass on her. the chick was jackin my shit and lookin up like in the porns so u know how us niggas do when we recognize a familiar scene wwe automatically think it finna happen. . .yeah and thats when she started wit the I dont do that, I dont got nothing against girls that do but that aint for me type shit. the bitch go to FAMU so i doubt she a virgin and she said she holdin out for me cuz she "cares" and i only talk to the bitch once every blue moon n shit n when we talk its just like wussup wuts happenin type shit.

dawg i done fucked to many girls that was down wit EVERYTHING. DOME, CHECK, 69, CHECK, ON THE BEACH, CHECK, AIR PLANE, CHECK, MOVIES, CHECK, LET ME FUCK THEY THROATS, CHECK, BITCHES DONE REQUESTED 3SOMES WITH OTHER BITCHES, CHA CHING CHECK.

so i mean, im a scorpio and they say we freaky and all but if i was to fuck this bitch, she'd still be balled up in a feedle position in the corner of her room rockin having nightmares and shit. i dont even think i can fuck gently for more than 5 minutes, i like to hear that clapping sound ya know, lets me know im beatin that shit up. lol.

[mrwest99]

That's funny... She had a check list but if she was virgin why the hell she got a check list.... That's a one hit a quita but i would have did something on that list she dont like... like nut in her face or some stupid shit... never know she might get turned out on it.. but she retarded you did the right thing pack your shit and get the fuck out... I bet in the back of her head she still wondering why she's a virgin....UNO

[getMoneybitch]

and that is when you learn to stop fuukkin wit 15 year olds oh wait i kno w15 year olds that get down like pornstars so wtf is wrong wit her tell herass to grow up a lil bit maturity is a issue
lol im 15! and i dont be giving my bf a checklist, maybe if you sit her ass down and give her a checklist saying what she needs to do.:no:

[SixFeetUnderground]

lol im 15! and i dont be giving my bf a checklist, maybe if you sit her ass down and give her a checklist saying what she needs to do.:no:

at 15 you probably should be giving a checklist.

[BustYourGunz]

LMAO.

[*GhostDog*]

lol im 15! and i dont be giving my bf a checklist, maybe if you sit her ass down and give her a checklist saying what she needs to do.:no:

sandwich now bitch

[getMoneybitch]

at 15 you probably should be giving a checklist.
well i may be 15 but im mature and ive been with my bf for a longggg time so i dont rele give him restrictions.

[Miami3o5]

i would have just started beating it then when we in the swing of things start switching up on her if she keep messing around bust on her face take my # out her phone n leave.

[The Regiment]

HOLLA AT YA BOI MAN!!! Let me see if I can get this broad to do some shit, I'm in Orlando too!

:laugh:

[T®££§420]

at 15 you probably should be giving a checklist.:ahhh:

[Bape_Soldier]

LMAO bitch gave you a checklist :laugh:

:dies:

[That561Soulja]

IN ORLANDO FLORIDA

i fucks wit orlando...in palm beach county myself...:eats: