I FAILED

[MellowMadness]

:supersad: :supersad: :supersad: :supersad: :supersad:


wtf do i say back to this

:(



her:


YOU ARE SO LAME AND I WOULD NEVER GIVE YOU DIS PUSSY!...YOU ARE A HOMO,GAY,OL PEE WEE HERMAN LOOKIN ASS!.. I DOUBT YOU EVEN GOT A BIG MEAT!...YOU ARE NOT MY FLAVOR AND YOU COULD NEVER BE WITH A WOMEN LIKE ME!.. YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL TWOARDS WOMEN!.. THEN YALL WONDER WHY MOST WOMEN ARE HOES ITS BECUZ OF JACKASSES LIKE YOU!..LEAVE ME ALONE ASSHOLE!...OH AND YOUR MAMA CAN LICK MY ASS!...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Sep 19, 2008 2:30 AM


i guarantee thats not all you will be saying...

i can forsee some "ooohs" and "ahhhh" and "yeaaaahs" as well

dont worry though my moms a deep sleeper so u can slide through whenever

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Sep 19, 2008 12:27 AM


wow! dats all i can say is wow!...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Sep 19, 2008 2:26 AM


what do you think the purpose of me buying a giraffe was for?


and its good you picked a female

because they can sense chemistry among humans.
and she'll be able to tell you that i'm the man you've been looking for


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Sep 19, 2008 12:22 AM


i cant climb dat high how can i get to the top?... oh and yes be turned on cuz you are the jackass i was talking about!...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Sep 19, 2008 2:19 AM


i hope u were referring to me as the jackass

that shit turned me on

if not well fuck

lets talk about you and me

up in the t-r-e-e-s



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Sep 19, 2008 12:16 AM


i think i want a female that way i can reproduce i going to breed it with a JACKASS!....

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Sep 19, 2008 2:14 AM


ima buy you a giraffe.
you want a male or female one?

[young promethazine]

LMAO im so high

[MellowMadness]

LMAO im so high

:laugh:

thats whats up

me too

:weed:

[MellowMadness]

her

OKAY IM SORRY I WAS A LIL HARSH DONT SLIT YOUR WRISTS PLEASE!,. I WAS KIDDIN YOU DONT LOOK LIKE PEE WEE HERMAN!..

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Sep 19, 2008 2:42 AM


whoa whoa whoa

i can take a few punches you know


im use to relationships with women who can assault verbally

but i mean god damn u make me wanna slit my wrists and all that


but its all good i still got love for you boo

and i aint want the pussy dont get it confused

this was my ill attempt to get to know you

i failed


but u aint give me a chance from the start


and i just realized i do look like pee wee herman oh my fuckin god ima fuckin kill myself


good bye forever



ya boy is back in it



:rockstar:

[Jowy]

Kill the bitch!, dont let nobody talk about yo momma like that..

[YoungReaper]

:laugh: @ you going EMO get her to say sorry.

[starks87]

:laugh:

Sweet talk her, Meet up...Kill her.

:)

[TeeJay Tha Funkee Homosapien]

:laugh: your done

[TJGOnee]

hood rat

[misz_iverson]

LMFAOOOOOO! omg

[Mobile Infantry]

lol..

[ROCK$TAR]

just wow

startin a convo with a girl by offering her a giraffe

now thats a first

[Intoxicated]

:sips:

[sizzle305]

lol @ turning suicidal to get back in

[shaq_attack]

:hmmm:

[section8projects]

u sure are a character sir

:sips:

[infamous¹CEO]

you got no game

[Bagle B]

yeah your game is -8/10

[KoBBiE™]

wtfffffffff

this bitch is fuking dumb

:smh:

[Chicago Bull]

:laugh:

Good shit

[MellowMadness]

its hard out there for a pimp

:weed:

[armantem86]

haaaaaaaaaaa

[fireballerv1]

tell her no one has swagga like u

[MellowMadness]

i got another one going

:rockstar:

anyone in tx wanna beat?

[¤»Ðäđđ¥4³²º5«¤]

:sips:

[J.Sensei]

control ur hoes nigga

[datboicuz]

you got no game

.......

[U got zero swag]

lmfaoooooo

[{King`Koopa}]

:laugh:

[GoodFeLLa07]

you got no game

seriously.

[vmoney7]

lol

^^^ thats exactly how ure NOT supposed to do it

[MellowMadness]

man wtf

ur trying to say bitches dont want giraffes as gifts?

BULLSHIT

[CashNSnkrs]

wow lmao.. damn

im suprised u was tryna spit g with incorporating giraffes and shit.. idk i never done kno shit like that in my life thats crazy tho.. she kinda lead u on =/ lmao..

[DIPSET BYRDANG]

lol yoooo this nigga is funny

[spottie33]

well....these are one of those times you wanna take a shit in her favorite pair of shoes.....can't have ppl dissin yo mama like that

[SneakySil40]

chalk it up as an "L" my dude...

[FAM__izSinceRe]

:laugh: omdz

[NicoyAKinG]

ahahah owned.

[dodgernation89]

Damn bro.. your pathetic.

Give me her myspace..

I'll show her what's up!

[MellowMadness]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=31668741



oh and try this one too

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=391995719

:)

good luck negro

[djnonstop]

1 U GOT NO GAME BUT 2 SHES A FUCKEN SIKO BITCH SHE MITE TRY TO SLIT UR WRISTS FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MellowMadness]

psycho bitches r the shitttt

[ROBB]

haha you look like peewee herman

[MellowMadness]

haha you look like peewee herman



:no:.

[dodgernation89]

*Spits game*

[MellowMadness]

post your results here

ASAP

what was ur opening line?

[gordy0507]

wow! dats all i can say is wow!...

[2fresh]

shudda upped your game homie why start it off wit giraffe

[MellowMadness]

shudda upped your game homie why start it off wit giraffe



watt u suggest playa?

[MellowMadness]

wow! dats all i can say is wow!...


WESTSIDE!!!!!!


help me out playa

[dodgernation89]

Well, I'm gonna wait til' she adds me.. If not fuck the bitch...

She looks like one of them wanna be black chicks whom are all fucking loud and annoying..

She is a cutie tho...

IDK about the braided hair...lol...

[WCG]

HAHAHHAH thats the funniest shit i ever seen.. i was like where is this guy getting with the giraffe shit.. LOL.... props..

[MellowMadness]

wtf y u gonna wait for an add?

smh


u got no game playa

[2fresh]

keep it simple sometimes its better to go with the you look real good in your pictures now lets see if your personality is as good as you look type of approach, then when shit moves on and progresses it gets heated and u take it from there nigga

[honey20330]

:laugh: u got played.....

[dodgernation89]

wtf y u gonna wait for an add?

smh


u got no game playa

Cause I have a girl and her pics are on there,so I wanna know if she's a ho like that...

I'm playing that angle..

And me and her be messaging back and forth.. and I've gotten farther than you so have...

So far, she a HO f'sho!

[MellowMadness]

post the message log

zzzz

[dodgernation89]

^^^ I'll wait til I can expose her ass...

Don't trip playa.. your experience true pimpin in action in a bit..

[MellowMadness]

just show what u got so far...

i dont believe you

you need more people

[MellowMadness]

lmao cmon edward



u havent even got her to add you

u flopped

[dodgernation89]

Keep your panties on homeboy.

[Stunna_03]

yeah your game is -8/10
ha ha ha damn he aint even got positive game! :no:

[JohnDozier]

kill urself

[MellowMadness]

lmaooo

edward flopped

he aint a pimp like me

[*GhostDog*]

LMAO bitch killed yo ass on myspace

[dodgernation89]

lmaooo

edward flopped

he aint a pimp like me

Nigga, how is you pimp?

Not only did you have they gayest opening line ever, but you told her that you were gonna cut yourself?

PLEASE tell me how is that pimp..

You wouldn't know pimp if it came and slapped you in the face.

And the name is Gutierrez... Eddie Gutierrez

[MellowMadness]

Nigga, how is you pimp?

Not only did you have they gayest opening line ever, but you told her that you were gonna cut yourself?

PLEASE tell me how is that pimp..

You wouldn't know pimp if it came and slapped you in the face.

And the name is Gutierrez... Eddie Gutierrez


edward got shut downnnnnnn


LMAOOO


post the log

[BlyackScorpio]

Man you're funny as fuck

[oh so trill]

nigga you have no game

[MellowMadness]

*waits for edwards logs*

[da1latin0arab]

haa damnn.

bitchez these dayss...:eats:

[dodgernation89]

You want a post?

Here's your post..

The Ed NEVER flops.

Bitchass.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥ KoLbY ♥
Date: Sep 26, 2008 1:30 PM

YOU MEAN THAT PEEWEE HERMAN LOOKING FAG?...HA YEAH, HE DID....THAT EXPLAINS WHY IVE BEEN GETTING ALL THESE RANDOM ASS FRIEND REQUESTS FROM ALL OVER THE PLACE... BUT YEAH..NEVER HEARD OF SOME SHIT LIKE THAT...A GIRAFFE?..WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT? I BET YOU HE HAS A SMALL DICK..I TOLD HIM HIS MOM COULD LICK MY ASS....LOL

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: The Ed
Date: Sep 25, 2008 5:17 PM

Hey, let me ask you something? I'm on this forum website called realestniggas.com, where we talk about random ass topics and there was this one guy who says that he has mad game with you and he said something about buying you a giraffe? What's up with that? Oh, by the way, he posted your MySpace link in there.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥ KoLbY ♥
Date: Sep 25, 2008 3:21 PM

yeah..i guess...lol...im not really looking for anyone right now..

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: The Ed
Date: Sep 25, 2008 10:32 AM

Well, thanks again. Too bad you live far away, eh?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥ KoLbY ♥
Date: Sep 25, 2008 2:19 AM

aw..thats cool...well..your pretty hot so yeah

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: The Ed
Date: Sep 24, 2008 11:38 PM

Ha... thanks.. Well, nothing much, just saw your profile and thought you were mad cute.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥ KoLbY ♥
Date: Sep 24, 2008 8:58 AM

hey whats up cutie

[MellowMadness]

lmao @ edward

i want screenshot

or this is fake

:sips:

[dodgernation89]

I just copied and pasted.

just learn to live with the fact that you have ZERO game...

[MellowMadness]

u didnt get an add

u got zero game

:wave:

[dodgernation89]

Okay....

:party:

[MellowMadness]

=]]]]

[jezzer75]

hahah this sht is funny, im going to run game on this bitch in seconds, im in the uk though so this might take some time

[jezzer75]

heres my post niggahs, she sent me a friend request aswel

im sorry i dont act stuck up! im from TEXAS baby!....

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jay
Date: Sep 27, 2008 11:21 PM


damn girl u need to hold up on that slang cuz over in the uk...well i know u seen them tv shows lol.

where you from?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..♥ KoLbY ♥..
Date: 28 Sep 2008, 05:18


DANG MY B I USUALLY ONLY BE ON DA SPACE TALKIN TO MI FAMILIA BUT IF SOMEONE SAY HELLO I DONT ACT BOOGI!..

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jay
Date: Sep 27, 2008 11:14 PM


well i've been on this myspace thing for ages and you are yet to say hello :-p

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..♥ KoLbY ♥..
Date: 28 Sep 2008, 01:03


naw why you ask!?...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jay
Date: Sep 27, 2008 8:06 AM


Are you shy or something?


Djay

[J-Town815]

damn...

[dodgernation89]

Ha...

Realest Nigga ho of the year!

[MellowMadness]

heres my post niggahs, she sent me a friend request aswel

im sorry i dont act stuck up! im from TEXAS baby!....

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jay
Date: Sep 27, 2008 11:21 PM


damn girl u need to hold up on that slang cuz over in the uk...well i know u seen them tv shows lol.

where you from?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..♥ KoLbY ♥..
Date: 28 Sep 2008, 05:18


DANG MY B I USUALLY ONLY BE ON DA SPACE TALKIN TO MI FAMILIA BUT IF SOMEONE SAY HELLO I DONT ACT BOOGI!..

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jay
Date: Sep 27, 2008 11:14 PM


well i've been on this myspace thing for ages and you are yet to say hello :-p

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..♥ KoLbY ♥..
Date: 28 Sep 2008, 01:03


naw why you ask!?...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jay
Date: Sep 27, 2008 8:06 AM


Are you shy or something?


Djay

good shit homie

:weed:

[BMWE31850CSI]

damn nigga, you fucked up :smh: