FUCK MY GRANDMA!! SHE WALKED IN ON ME!!

[ђu$†LȝƦ_187]

Last night I brought home a girl (snuck her in) and we were getting it on in my room. I had the music up a bit cause I know this girl is kinda wild and gets a little loud, but that shit turns me on. Soo, shes on top of me and then she says that she heard something, and I just said not to worry about it...

Well a few minutes later my grandma just barges in.. "WHY YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR DOOR LOCKED??" Then she screams.. "OH MY GODD" Me and this chick both got scared then my grandma just tells her that shes got to leave.. :mad:

MANN THATS SOME BULL SHIT!!! I need to get myself my own place so I can have some privacy. Fuuuckk. Then this morning she tells me.. "Why do you have to fuck around with white girls? All they do is cause problems"

Then she said she will try n hook me up with a "sweet black girl" from her church ehehehe

[Bape_Soldier]

Last night I brought home a girl (snuck her in) and we were getting it on in my room. I had the music up a bit cause I know this girl is kinda wild and gets a little loud, but that shit turns me on. Soo, shes on top of me and then she says that she heard something, and I just said not to worry about it...

Well a few minutes later my grandma just barges in.. "WHY YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR DOOR LOCKED??" Then she screams.. "OH MY GODD" Me and this chick both got scared then my grandma just tells her that shes got to leave.. :mad:

MANN THATS SOME BULL SHIT!!! I need to get myself my own place so I can have some privacy. Fuuuckk. Then this morning she tells me.. "Why do you have to fuck around with white girls? All they do is cause problems"

Then she said she will try n hook me up with a "sweet black girl" from her church ehehehe

Wow that's some tough shit :smh:

and :laugh:lol at her goin to hook you up with a black girl :laugh:

[havma]

:laugh:

[Dirty F]

lol..........

[GeRm305]

haha propped...but for some reason this reminds me of "Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Yo Juice In The Hood"......when they was fuckin...and the mom barges in on some crazy S&M shit talkin bout "LET MAMMA HAVE HIM!" LMAOOO

["SiLo"]

i would just have said get da fuk out moy room and keep fukin dat hoe.. realtalk

[ђu$†LȝƦ_187]

i would just have said get da fuk out moy room and keep fukin dat hoe.. realtalk
:smh: nigga, i respect my grandma. if i said that to her shed prolly beat me down with a broom. plus ive been living with her for the past 8 years...

[newtech]

damn... didnt even bust a nut.... sigh

[islandboy636]

Props for the laugh but damn got caught n got blue balls at the same time thats gotta suck

[Not_A_Messiah]

DAMN!

yea u need ya own spot...but the good thing
is grandma bout to hook u up wit one of them
church freaks, lmao...

[Grimey Ashy Ass Nigga]

cook da hoe breakfast tomorrow morning n put bleach in her cranberry juice. :shifty: then u can have ur own crib. :shifty:



jus make sure u wearin gloves that dont fit u when doin it. :sips:

[datoriginalplayboy]

LLS..DAMN HOMIE....

[DAILLIBOYZ]

When I first saw this topic I just new it was Pillo Pusha but damn it wasent

[jezzer75]

lol at the black girl from church

[RockStarSwag]

dude white gurls got some good wild skills and generally are better than black chicks in the sack in my opinion, but i never sleep on a hot broad, black or white.

[ђu$†LȝƦ_187]

white girls are more wild in bed, thats why i fuck em

[pimp van nistelroy]

hahah grandmas ;)

[Al_Capo]

hannnnnnnnnnnn

[Biggrobbstud]

how you respect your grandma, sneakin white girls in and bangin them...Why it take ll that for you to figure out that you shouldnt be livin with your grandma.Get your grown A$$ your own apartment.

[mpls06]

:smh: nigga, i respect my grandma.

*looks at the title* smh

[arcade]

lmaooooooooooooooooooo

[styleZsick]

need your own crib for real..

[armantem86]

haahahahahahaha

[Biggrobbstud]

*looks at the title* smh
hahaha fantastic haha

[WCG]

LOL props.. really was a good read for the morning to wake me up :) haha

[br52ze]

LOL.....FUNNY SHIT

[Drew010]

WHATS WRONG WIT BLACK GIRLS ?

[Shotta jr]

lol ur grandma is Grimey

[VeX™]

:laugh:

[MiNi M3]

fuck that bitch outside somewhere

[ЯΣδŦŁΣδδ]

Then this morning she tells me.. "Why do you have to fuck around with white girls? All they do is cause problems"

Then she said she will try n hook me up with a "sweet black girl" from her church ehehehe

:laugh:

[Al_Capo]

lmfaooooooooooooo still @ this.

[Young_illz]

LMAO!... that pretty much sums that one up! lol

[Rafael Inclan]

thats some funny shit man. she probably smelled sex in the air :laugh: :shit_happ at least she said she'd hook you up, that means its ok for you next time

[iM3™]

:laugh:

[p.a.r.a.d.o.x]

lol damnnnn

[TruLegend32]

cook da hoe breakfast tomorrow morning n put bleach in her cranberry juice. :shifty: then u can have ur own crib. :shifty:



jus make sure u wearin gloves that dont fit u when doin it. :sips:

:no: :no: :no: what kinda nigga are u......
first u gotta change da will!!! :shifty:

[ђu$†LȝƦ_187]

:shock: :shock: GRANNY HOOKED IT UP!!!

But I gotta go to Church on Sunday... then Im taking this chick out to lunch :hmmm:

[cbacarl11]

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Yo granny right about white girls tho

[manny710]

lol......................

[$YoungandBallin$]

at least she didnt barge in naked with a can of whip cream and a Rkelly cd

[bballgmr]

:laugh:

[GoodFeLLa07]

:laugh: that's fucked up...

If my door is locked my parents know whats up.

WTF at your racist granny kickin her out hahahah.

[ђu$†LȝƦ_187]

granny just wants to best for me :D

[TweecyDaGreat]

Lol thats a cutta....how old are u homie?? Ugotta get yo own place :smh: @ u "sneakin"
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[Dub D. The Real]

hahahahah, damn man. well it coulda been worse. at least she tryna help u get some pussy lol.

[Megalo]

I prefer white girls and im black, just saying

[Cabres]

You were jacking off. Don't lie.

[Bumpy Knucklez]

Lock your door brova!!!!

[ђu$†LȝƦ_187]

i just got back from church/lunch. her name is nikki <3

"i dont kiss on the first date, so do you think we can go out again tonight?"

i like this girl, she seems REAL. hopefully everything goes well :woot:

[Bumpy Knucklez]

i just got back from church/lunch. her name is nikki <3

"i dont kiss on the first date, so do you think we can go out again tonight?"

i like this girl, she seems REAL. hopefully everything goes well :woot:We all will expect pics from tonight :eats:

[Mixdmilkshake87]

L0L... GRANNY iS KRAZiE... HEY BUT THEM CHURCH GiRLS R L0W KEY.. SO TELL GRANNY G0 AHEAD AND FiND ME A CHURCH GiRL

[NickAracHi]

Sound ignorant talks about RACE then says church GIRL ..LOL..any way USE A CHAIR PROP lol you not so post to trust shit, MAN thats a rookie move lol but a lock or rent a room hahaha id use the chair hahaha cheaper

[iRep_tha_214]

Damn homie. You livin like Will Ferrell in "The Wedding Crashers" kid? :gone:

In the words of Ghostface a.k.a Pretty Toney

"Cats aint livin well these days nigga, nor swell"

[Ðĕ†ƦöiT'$ Ʀĕä£é§t]

:smh: nigga, i respect my grandma. if i said that to her shed prolly beat me down with a broom. plus ive been living with her for the past 8 years...


ya u gots to respect grandma

[ђu$†LȝƦ_187]

we made out, and she gave me head tonight... she wouldnt let me even finger her

she said shes a virgin :supersad:

[jezzer75]

church girls aint like this in the uk damn

[sandista]

Ur grandma is a racist ... ! :)

[antman]

cook da hoe breakfast tomorrow morning n put bleach in her cranberry juice. :shifty: then u can have ur own crib. :shifty:



jus make sure u wearin gloves that dont fit u when doin it. :sips:



hahah u want a job that doesnt pay?

[itsyaboytj]

ive had my sister and some friends walk in on me
but never my GRANDMA

[MixtapeSlugah]

haha propped...but for some reason this reminds me of "Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Yo Juice In The Hood"......when they was fuckin...and the mom barges in on some crazy S&M shit talkin bout "LET MAMMA HAVE HIM!" LMAOOO

LOL WORD GOT ME THINKIN BOUT THE SAME THING

[LayBeezy]

lol how she get in if it was locked?

[kebab]

Your ass going to hell if you start corrupting them white girls