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qwerter
April 7th, 2008, 07:32 PM
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.


The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car

YouNG MoNeY CaSH MoNeY
April 7th, 2008, 07:35 PM
soon as i read the first sentence, i thort to myself u need to get yo' ass to the lovers lounge...

LOL...propz nigga

mpls06
April 7th, 2008, 07:35 PM
nice one. I thot dood was gonna go upstairs and the sis was gonna snitch on em

Holyblesser
April 7th, 2008, 07:36 PM
y the hell did u post need help asap as the thread title..... i was expecting that u fucked her or w/e.... wut a gay thread with false advertisements....... sir do u work for the government??? cuz u sendin false messages

Krazyone57
April 7th, 2008, 07:38 PM
lmfao...

*takes note*

hahahah

i thought you was serious

anaheim1503
April 7th, 2008, 07:39 PM
lol props

YouNG MoNeY CaSH MoNeY
April 7th, 2008, 07:39 PM
lol i knew it was FAKE...wen i read 'SHE WAS A DREAM'
LOL...no nigga be sayin that :laugh:

qwerter
April 7th, 2008, 07:39 PM
na man lol

Krazyone57
April 7th, 2008, 07:40 PM
lol i knew it was FAKE...wen i read 'SHE WAS A DREAM'
LOL...no nigga be sayin that :laugh:

:laugh: hahah

that shit didnt even click

qwerter
April 7th, 2008, 07:45 PM
propd some

ror
April 7th, 2008, 07:46 PM
hahaha propz

Artisticfied
April 7th, 2008, 08:24 PM
If this was true yo ass better be glad you used your common sense

Triple-D-Page
April 7th, 2008, 08:26 PM
yea that shit there was straight

LRM
April 7th, 2008, 08:39 PM
is true? or some bullshit u made up? man if this was me i would have punched that father out. if im not worthy of your daughter not the hoe daughter than i dont want nothing to do with your family

qwerter
April 7th, 2008, 09:03 PM
Man I was scared

DblockKidd
April 7th, 2008, 09:32 PM
had me on the edge of my seat

qwerter
April 7th, 2008, 11:46 PM
yeah i know right

Ballerpeps
April 8th, 2008, 12:27 AM
LOL damn i laugh at this for real ....nice story this cheer me up and i was piss .....

mustyrabbit
April 8th, 2008, 12:39 AM
hahaha nigga that is a good story real or fake... and the moral was on hit haha. props

LRM
April 8th, 2008, 12:54 AM
nah leave who knows what other stunts they got lined up for you. just think about the wedding night, bafistas, christmases, thanksgivings, birthdays etc.

oddkza
April 8th, 2008, 12:58 AM
props!

PLFD_908
April 8th, 2008, 08:12 AM
shit is fake read the same shit 2 years ago on another board

qwerter
April 8th, 2008, 10:32 AM
thanks for the advice guys

Livingonaknifesedge
April 8th, 2008, 12:57 PM
lmao epic....

CiNfUL
April 8th, 2008, 02:42 PM
lmfao!! u got me...

Nest23
April 8th, 2008, 02:47 PM
:laugh: holy shit thats hilarious

hobbz
April 8th, 2008, 03:40 PM
good one mane!

ESTOO
April 8th, 2008, 03:52 PM
:laugh: a good one

JookNyce
April 8th, 2008, 04:31 PM
LOL. Props homie that was good shit.