Nest23
April 6th, 2008, 12:11 AM
liked a girl so much but she never knew. finally one day you decided to do a little fucking around and give her scary ass calls like you in a horror movie talking about "do you like dying" and "turn around skank". after that you rub a pickle across your nipples and let the pickle juice drip down you body as you run to her house with a mask on and a bloody knife from cutting yourself. you go in through the chimney and you smack the hell out of that bitch. tie her up, and fuck her dog right in front of her. then you snap its neck and throw it in the ceiling fan then look at the girl, take your mask off (only to have another on under it) and say "i love you. call me. see you at school" then run home and tell all your friends you fucked the shit out of her????
i wouldnt say im drunk right now...but i just ate a shit load of poptarts
i wouldnt say im drunk right now...but i just ate a shit load of poptarts