Deal Closers: What Are Yours?

[Chicago Bull]

What are some deal closers for you guys? I dont mean deal closers in a good way either, I mean it just closes the deal whether it be you about to get your fuck on or date a bitch.

For me its
a. A bad laugh (Laughs like a jew)
b. Gold digger
c. Not a good dresser
d. Not a cutie
e. Attention whore
f. Likes to party tooooo much
g. The chick doesnt give me my space IE wants to be with 24/7 or expects me to care about everything and wants me to call everyday
h. Shes from the "hood"

-DISCUSS-

[JookNyce]

I can generally compromise on certain shit, but it's shit I just won't tolerate like:
1. Bad Breathe
2. Fucked up teeth
3. Bad Hygiene
4. Bad Dresser
5. Lazyness
That's just to name a few.:vomit: :vomit:
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h161/JookNyce/hip-hop.jpgWe Gotta Save Her Man And Stop Lettin These Wack Ass No Substance Havin Motherfuckers Destroy Her.

[FAM__izSinceRe]

1-Too sensitive
2-Bad temper(Fightin with my chick is the worst shit ever)
3-Fucked up feet
4-Materialistic
5-Does not give 2 shits about my time

[GoodFeLLa07]

I think you mean, Deal Breakers...


That's the complete opposite sonny.

[I Run Dis Shit]

no sense of humor
smelly
ignorant, disrespectful(go hand in hand)
parties tooo much
dumb
too freaky/slutty
stretched out chipped ham lookin ass pussy that smell like spoiled milk
too much makeup
not independent
fake, i can tell if u fake right away, n theres alotta em

[LRM]

I think you mean, Deal Breakers...


That's the complete opposite sonny.

lol deal closers. wtf is that???

[terellchewy]

My Deal Breakers:
Too Gaudy
Too Loud
Too Easy / Gave it up too fast
Too Many Kids
Saw her on Ghetto Gaggers, Bang Bus or 8th St. Latinas
Annoying
Knows a guy everywhere we go
Pussy Smells
Won't jump thru hoops for me!

[Inkredabal]

Has more male friends den females (more den average).. and if thats da case she just gettin dick from me.. aint no "deal".

[GoodFeLLa07]

My Deal Breakers:
Too Many Kids



Oh, absolutely. Once she's past the 7 kid limit, no deal.

:spider:


My Deal Breakers:
Saw her on Ghetto Gaggers, Bang Bus or 8th St. Latinas



Don't forget being in a Mandingo video, or you'll always feel insecure.

[mustyrabbit]

deal breakers for me... kind of a different thing, cuz it seems like for their to be a dealbeaker the chick is already in the door... and if a chick actually makes it in the door with me then i doubt she will fumble. so some shit that gets the door slammed and locked in her face

lookin like u date black dudes (yall kno the look)
acting like a stereotypical black person (can be any race)
sounding ignorant
not having your own opinion
wearing babyphat (haha)
dressing slutty
non willingness to buy a drink
starting a convo about how much i make and what i drive.
weaves
extensions
clip on pieces
thinking your cute when u arent
acting conceited when you arent
running game
talking like im lucky to be around u when its vice versa

the list goes on and on... im a strict black dude.

[Ace da King]

shit like my guy mustyrabbit saying-im feeling ya to da most my nig
Brand new chicks
convo starting with where I work/how much i make/what cares i drive
"Hood" chicks
Dumb/Ignorant
no manners
kids (having 1 is way to many in my opinion)
and not wanting to do something differernt

[havma]

Being Jewish

[cp3boy]

Smoker
Too loud
Selfish
Money hungry

[sm00th]

think shit revolves around her
fake. . . i can spot them out in 3 mins flat
bad overall hygiene
cant weight more then me or be half my weight
gold digger
dumb
dont hold a convo (if i run out of shit to talk about and she start starring lookin lost i say fuck it and goto the next...)
list goes on but ill stop here

[YUKMOUTH650]

1. bad teeth
2. acne
3. bad dresser
4. fat

[mustyrabbit]

yeh add smoking to my list too

[LRM]

^big turn off for me! and teeth has to be immaculate

[NiCoYa///M3]

lol deal closers are things that closes the deal so pretty much something about her that makes u want her.... so you been doin tha opposite shit lol its all good tho....

[NiCoYa///M3]

oh and mine are

No ass
big ass forehead
messed up teeth
no style
gold digger
too ghetto
no sense of humor
doesnt apreciate my car.

[Jenne]

b,d & e.. the rest i can take, as long as the other values is in order

[It Was Typed]

having a penis is a no-no.

[F_Mercury]

having a penis is a no-no.

:supersad: Im guessing you've had your share of bad experiences

[jakesteed04]

1. Stank
2. Loud
3. Overweight

[REALTALK87]

1. poor communication
2. not clean i.e cute , fly , etc
3. cant be quite for 5 seconds
4. makes pussy a reward rather than a gift
5. selfish
6. not fit
7. no ass
8. busted face
9. smoker
10. cat and mouse games

[havma]

having a penis is a no-no.

:supersad: Im guessing you've had your share of bad experiences

Don't even wanna know

[fen_183]

feet has to be mine. cant stand no fucked up feet, also bad dresser as well if she aint comin in fly. we aint lettin it ride. YA DIG

[sake726]

ok this may sound stupid but define fake:

fake as in personality or fake as in materialistic?

[kountry_bo1]

DEALBREAKER
1 kidz
2 materialistic
3 clingy
4 smokin (cigarettes) greenary ok sometime
5 giving it up 2 fast
6 aint 50-50
So much....LOL

[armantem86]

smoker materialistic dumb

[Nest23]

if she got a knife in her purse....then HELL YEAH BRING IT ON