Summertime ass funk

[brollic_one]

Yo I got a question in the form of a statement cuz I'm thinkin bout dumping this bitch
she fine ass hell and she don't mind eatin chocha so four times this summer she let me hit her and her friend at the same time Shit has been amazing she loves video games especially streetfighter and fightnight. her cooking is aight so let me sum this up

She's a true Freek
She don't mind cooking
And she Plays my favroite video games and has won against me
and then will fuck my brains out but no anal
Oh and she Blazez all my Piff Heads know this almost seals the deal

Aight all My Real Niggas Here is the Problem

we have been seeing eachother scince March Met her @ Dfraziers A Local Hot Spot out here in Norfolk It took me two weeks to smash and it was cold out

But Scince Summer has Started Yo Everytime I go to Hit from the back shit be good untill her ass hole starts stinkin up the House the Funky aroma of her ass just waffs up to my nose Yo I been tryin to ignore this shit but As it gets hotter her ass gets funkier
and I've tried everthing yall I've tricked her ass into taking showers together to get it jumpin

I have even washed her ass my self..............Shit still stinks when I get her in my favroite position I'm thinkin somethin wrong wit her ass

I'll even post a pic she fine yall I don't know what to do Help Me OUT RN
http://images.craigslist.org/01010001020501040420070710d4c87210b8c0a2a486008a78 .jpghttp://images.craigslist.org/010106010201010412200707101d4ea5b99fa375e7be00e843 .jpg

[GorgeouS GalosheS]

LMAO that shit is so sick like ne yo

[BLITZ E.W.P.]

THAT BITCH IS NOT THAT FINE SHE A GOOD 6...IF HER ASS STINKS THEN SHES NOT A CLEAN BITCH...YEAH SHE MIGHT TAKE SHOWERS AROUND YOU BUT WHEN SHES NOT AROUND YOU SHES A DIRTY BITCH...SHES A NOBODY I DONT SEE WHY YOU STRESSIN OVER HERE JUST FIND A NEW FUCK BUDDY.

[csiegfried1]

finger her puss and put it to yo nose...lol

[islandboy636]

finger her puss and put it to yo nose...lol

LOL Props... ^^^^

[misz_iverson]

lmfao..that story was hilarious

[MTownRepresenta]

I bet you want lick that asshole, lmao

[cold_young_thug]

Just stick somethin in her ass to plug da smell from comin out...lol

[REALTALK87]

:hmmm: funny story

[StayOnTheLow]

FUNNY ASS STORY ...
SCRUB HER ASS WITH A LOOFAH !!! OR IF YOU FEELING HER THAT MUCH GO WITH TO GET HER COLON CLEAN IT COST LIKE 100 $ THEY SHOVE A VACCUM LIKE HOSE A CLEAN ALL THAT NASTY SHIT OUT HER ASS AFTER THAT SCRUB HER ASS WITH A LOOFAH.. IF THAT DONT WORK YOU MIGHT BE ASSED OUT NO PUN INTENDED ...

[ddt928]

FUNNY ASS STORY ...
SCRUB HER ASS WITH A LOOFAH !!! OR IF YOU FEELING HER THAT MUCH GO WITH TO GET HER COLON CLEAN IT COST LIKE 100 $ THEY SHOVE A VACCUM LIKE HOSE A CLEAN ALL THAT NASTY SHIT OUT HER ASS AFTER THAT SCRUB HER ASS WITH A LOOFAH.. IF THAT DONT WORK YOU MIGHT BE ASSED OUT NO PUN INTENDED ...

I agree, but maybe she just needs to shit lol. Maybe she not doing it regularly.
Are you spending a lot of time around her? Like all day and shit? Some chics don't like to do it around their men.

[$$YUNGCANIBUS$$]

lmfao dawg maybe its her pussy. some girls pussys smell like shit when you fuck them for a while ...

[Blunt_crazy_420]

lmao jus leave cuz that bitch is not a keeper

[brollic_one]

thanx for the info yall
you right i just showed her this thread its over now

[bx]

Hahaha dam

[imthatguy]

TELL THE BITCH TO TAKE A BATHE... PLAIN AND SIMPLE

[G roc]

THROW SOME FREBREZE ON THAT HOE!

[Megalo]

there's more pussy in the candy factory that is the world

[GreenPimpin928]

u a monsta for eatin dt brah. i dont c u how u gon smell da funk but put ya face anywhere close to dat?

[Rizzo-D-Don]

oh man sounds like a nice bitch till she basically shits on yo face

homie WHY ARE U STILL WIT HER!?!?

either break it off or tell the bitch u leaving cos her stank ass is STANKY

[eiderrty02]

Lmao...Now thats funny. Gotta get rid of that bro. Thats nasty dude...thats boo boo dawg, you gotta roll out mayne.

[*FROSTY*]

AYO just put ya finger in the whole and hold it there till u done
and when u take it out make sure she smells ur finger.

[Nemons3000]

Hey man you did a good thing by leaving her......cleanliness is next to Godliness...so that bitch is of the devil right now...lol

[bsivoljr]

damn shes nice but tell her to wash her ass!ugggh

[brollic_one]

aight Update She don came thru wit da piff she says she gon see a proctologist Ha Ha anyway she brings the piff thru apologizes and says she got her home girl to check her out and she said her ass stunk too. Shit gon be funny cuz her friend got a big ass mouth ya heard so back to the piff again she come thru wit that and a pre paid voucher for the new GTA on the PS3 and then She slobbed on my knob like corn on the cob. I'm thinkin I should let her ass stay around if the dick that good to her what yall think

[datoriginalplayboy]

hahahahahahahaah..... i cant even comment.... some of these suggestions are soo ridiculous... hahahahah dont get close to that brahh find another fishh in the oceann ur in norfolkk madd hoes down there i would kno i got to skuu down there

[dakingpin714]

wait to see how that doctors visit goes and see if it gets better.

[Livin_Off_Xperience]

:laugh: dis thrad had me dyin

[iM3™]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[bsivoljr]

gross the stank ass

[SouthSideBiggB]

:smh: @ Bitches with swamp ass!

[star_trak]

thanx for the info yall
you right i just showed her this thread its over now

lmaooooo roflllllllll :ahhh: :ahhh: :ahhh:

[Mikeisfreshtodef]

i cant stop laughing at the title

[JB9400]

dam its all bad wit the ass smells but she thick

[YoungRai]

lol...this was a good laugh....hilarious...but she is thick...props

[Young-P]

Hommie, i got your solution right here...

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t164/huggz_and_kissez07/stankremover.jpg

[Xquixite]

ROFL @ Febreeze

[Jay-Murda]

Hommie, i got your solution right here...

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t164/huggz_and_kissez07/stankremover.jpg
:laugh:

[VeX™]

damn if she stinkin i wouldnt be wanting to hit it

[hiphopballin02]

ewww thas nasty

[gangsta01]

LMAOOO

[platkid]

flush her shitty ass!!

[shawn loc]

finger her puss and put it to yo nose...lol


nah finger her ass and put it to her nose. and let her smell that funky shit.


she aint that fine but u can cee she got a big ass. I got a bitch wit tha buffy and her shit be smellin too I jus stop hittin it u should do likewise

[ndesent]

the funniset shit is that he showed her this thread.

[Unity]

eww dude that's just nasty. bitch gotta be clean or it aint goin down.

[mak.g221]

lol beat it infront of a fan haha

[Holliwud]

:smh: datz a serious problem, u should wear some nose plugs.

[BenGrymm]

Pros
Threesomes
fun to chill with
Threesomes
smokes wit cha
333333333somes
not bad to look at

Cons

stank ass

sounds like a no brainer
either a) walk with perfume/cologne
b) make her friend eat it cause for sure she'll let her know.
c) change her diet
d) get more of her friends involved so at least you'd be having so much fun, shit would be the last thing on your mind.

[blackvenom]

Lets be honest and serious.Anyway you put this to her is going to be hurtful.But I think Its good to come and say it now before its too late. All she needs to do is freshen up or see a a specialist to find out what the problem is . Until you figure out a way to break it to her.I think you should improvise :

Maybe have foreplay using soap
Stick a air freshner tree on her ass
Fuck her in the shower with the water running
Get some nose plugs and tell her there the newest fashionCool

[REALTALK87]

yuckkk

[Da_#1_SHotta]

son nah :gone:

[kellthaqtpie]

hahahahaha....wow

hygeine should be number one for a girl. she needs to step up her game and make sure her stuff is on point. ehhhhh, gross. poor guy

[Dani_Bada$$]

THROW SOME FREBREZE ON THAT HOE!

LMFAO!!!!! http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r104/dani0587/laugh-1-1.gif

yup i agree!!....look dude....there's plenty of fish in tha sea....just get anotha fuck buddy whose ass dont fuckin reek!!!!! LOL

[mrsdatruth202]

WTF? Why would you fuck something that stinks? Seriously, please answer that... And um she isn't as fine as you said, she looks like a hood rat

[kellthaqtpie]

WTF? Why would you fuck something that stinks? Seriously, please answer that... And um she isn't as fine as you said, she looks like a hood rat

hahaha, wow

[T®££§420]

shit this thread is jokes

[dmac82]

stick three layers of tissue around her ass hole to cover up the smell (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

[4104Life]

Man I can see one time lettin that shit pass but all the time? Nah fam you gotta cut that loose, I don't care what kinda freak she is. If she gonna be walkin round smellin like booty hole all day that ain't nothin nice. I say you dirty sanchez that hoe, let her smell that shit herself I bet she gonna wanna wipe her ass with mint leaves. Good luck with that fam for real.

[mrsdatruth202]

does it smell in the winter, spring or fall?

[Datruth202]

Man she might not know... Tell her to sit in the tub and let that shit soak in some dove or ivory... She kinda reminds me of the porn chick Beauty Dior.

[TWO_515TY]

Yo, this thread is fuckin hilarious. I damn near coughed up a lung laughin at this shit. Anyways, I think I might have some advice that could possibly help you (or her rather)

What kind of diet is she on? You heard the phrase "you are what you eat" right? If she eating junk food (especially stuff with red meat) all the time, it may be affecting her body odors, particularly those from her ass.

If you look at her diet and it looks unhealthy or there isn't enough variety, I'd suggest that she start eating more fruits and vegetables, especially green vegetables.

http://www.newstarget.com/z004417.html

Read that for a little more info. Basically, try and get her to eat salads and fruits whenever she can, and less junk food. You should probably give it a try yourself too...

[keepitthoro]

Yo I got a question in the form of a statement cuz I'm thinkin bout dumping this bitch
she fine ass hell and she don't mind eatin chocha so four times this summer she let me hit her and her friend at the same time Shit has been amazing she loves video games especially streetfighter and fightnight. her cooking is aight so let me sum this up

She's a true Freek
She don't mind cooking
And she Plays my favroite video games and has won against me
and then will fuck my brains out but no anal
Oh and she Blazez all my Piff Heads know this almost seals the deal

Aight all My Real Niggas Here is the Problem

we have been seeing eachother scince March Met her @ Dfraziers A Local Hot Spot out here in Norfolk It took me two weeks to smash and it was cold out

But Scince Summer has Started Yo Everytime I go to Hit from the back shit be good untill her ass hole starts stinkin up the House the Funky aroma of her ass just waffs up to my nose Yo I been tryin to ignore this shit but As it gets hotter her ass gets funkier
and I've tried everthing yall I've tricked her ass into taking showers together to get it jumpin

I have even washed her ass my self..............Shit still stinks when I get her in my favroite position I'm thinkin somethin wrong wit her ass

I'll even post a pic she fine yall I don't know what to do Help Me OUT RN
http://images.craigslist.org/01010001020501040420070710d4c87210b8c0a2a486008a78 .jpghttp://images.craigslist.org/010106010201010412200707101d4ea5b99fa375e7be00e843 .jpg

lmao...

[reasn]

lmfao .... man up!
wipe some vicks vapo-rub under your nose beforehand! or just use some fucking nose plugs but that will offend the hoe! or get some of that stripper body spray and spray her asshole, tell her its a sensual lube or something! hahahahahaha bottom line is don't lose her.... good, reliable, steady ass is hard to come by!

[tony1428]

lol she can be yo winter chick

[KiKLa]

LMAO this shit is halarious omg HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA and u guys he said he broke up with her already lmao

[DROLITO]

LOL!!!

[infamous¹CEO]

Just stick somethin in her ass to plug da smell from comin out...lol

lolll damn

i dunno man, all i gotta say is dont go in there

[piff blower]

u got yourself a stinky ass bitch huh

[Dretox]

THROW SOME FREBREZE ON THAT HOE!

LOL!!!! PROPS!

:bow2: :bow: :laugh:

[Outlaw Immortal]

ahahahahahhah some funny ass shit yo ahahahahah nigga im dyin ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ƤƹƶƳDŽ]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRG TOO FUNNY ...



Get lisol her asshole then son!

Getta airfreshener!

Burn some incense by the bed man LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jago11]

:needpics:

[evkilla]

seriously though this thread is HILARIOUS ... THROW SOME FEBREEZE ON THAT BOOTYHOLE AND GETA FUCKIN

[GoodFeLLa07]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

I LOVE THE LOVER"S LOUNGE.....

[ƤƹƶƳDŽ]

but seriously though:

is it a funky phat azz or flat azz? :confused:


:laugh:

[guyanese]

i still fuk her , pussy is pussy

[grandlarceny06]

its prolly her pussy homeyboy...she prolly need some vagisil or something...