crazy sex stories vol1

[obitus]

Ai it slike this post some crazy sex stories dat happened to you foreal (key words "happened to you foreal")

Ai prolly nobody will read this shit, but for all my niggas on yahoo they already know what happened to me about 4 weeks ago "I was raped" not on no homo shit but on some like...i dunno some force shit like the bitch took the dick is all I can say but Ima start from the beggining.

7am I'm beatin off to bangbro's (ayo anybody ever read this pm with a bangbro pass) and I get a phone call I shoulda known somethign wa sup cuz who the fuck calls at 7 am for some dick? really..but i know da bitch so i'm like whatever. I get dressed, walk it out for like i dunno half a mile, I get to the bitch house knock on the door and this bitch opens the door and bites my fuckin lip not on no sexy shit on some fuckin hardcore dominatrix type shit, so i get the bitch off me and i'm like damn chill next second later this bitch is closing all the blinds locking all the doors so i'm like this bitch might try to kill me on some spiteful shit so I'm about to go like i dun feel this and i see her butt ass naked and ya'll don't understand like this girl had on house clothes you know how them girls get cold and shit she has on a sweater pajamas some crazy slippers and in like 1 second she was butt ass sittin on the stairs legs wide open with dat "come get it" face on, but still I'm a strong dude pussy dun control me so I'm about to open the door (shit had like 9 locks on it on some chainsaw massacre shit) then she says maybe the most powerful shit a girl can say "what you scared of pussy" i was jus like who the fuck you think I am I unbuckled the belt (ladies u know what dat mean) and followed her upstairs to the master bedroom i geuss i say i geuss cuz the shit look like a closet with a bed in it had clothes hung up all on the side and shit, but back to the story I'm hittin this girl like I do she like harder i'm like fine den broke off in her back she like hard i'm like fine i fucked dat bitch gorrilla style i'm tried den a bitch and this bitch still like harder so i'm like fuck this u do the work and she got on top of me...and i swear it was like she was tryna break my dick the fuck off and Its been like 40 something mins i'm at my max I'm about to bust and shit like...i can't describe in words what happened when i tried to get her off the dick....anybody ever seen that movie don't drink juice in south central its was like that almost all i remember is "Nigga if you nut I'm gone kill you"....that was the scariest shit that ever happened to me but tis not over....the bitch ppractically raped me let my dick in ruins so she fall asleep(or so i thought) I pick my clothes up no time to put them shits on i gotta escape so i fo to the door we came through she wake up like "you taking a shower?" i'm like ugh yeah (mistake) " the bathroom over there" so i go in the bathroom take a shower....i was jus expectin her to come in there with a machette jason style and she did come in there while i was washing my junk and her words not mine "WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING THATS MY DICK"....this crazy bitch grabs my dick and start washin it...now it felt good but after all the other shit..i dunno it was jus wana those I wish i woulda stayed home moments everybodies had them...I go home get on yahoo tell people what happened to me they laughed..ha ha ha ha fuck them....AI dats my story man if u got one post it up - 1

[gangsta01]

way to long

[YUKMOUTH650]

^^^^ crazy story tho... so im at dis beezys house rite wit my boy and we chillen watchin tv and i fall asleep right... all of a sudden i feel something on me right and i wake up and tha bitch is suckin me off and im like wtf but i didnt tell her to stop rite lol so then i realized that my boy probably was still there but i couldnt see his ass. so i tell her "u havin fun" and she smiles at me and then rides my shit... in tha end i talked to my boy and asked him why he left he said that once i fell asleep she was like aight u need to leave lol bitch was on my NUTS

[gangsta01]

lol ur ryte i finally read it

[gangsta01]

propz

[obitus]

I dunno fam I think I'm liek scarred for life.

[Kamy]

say worddd

[bballgmr]

lmaooooo at both stories

[mrleo]

lol at both

[Livin_Off_Xperience]

:laugh: *dies* yo this gotta b tha funniest fuckin threads eva made

[24 Kalibur]

haha damnn crazyy story

pRopps

[76xCLUMZY-Gx11]

lmao, rape me any day

[KillahMike316]

propz on some crazy shit

[naipolian]

nw who says, gals dnt take advantage of manz, lol

[tryskull]

BEAUTOFUL MOST ENTERTAINING STORY EVA!! I LOVE IT MAN!! KEEP THIS SHIT GOING, YOU SHOULD HAVE A PROFFESION MAKING UP SOME FUKED UP SEX STORIES.... WORD!!

[laddiiluv]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
so i guess raping a man is possible lol... but not in no house clothing lol.. thats fucked up... hahahahahaha
heres my "kinky" story:

so i was dating this one man n he told me hows hes a realy freak kinky n wat not i was like yea ok i dont believe u so he picked a day got a hotel n told me jus reach on this day n this time n i was like wat the hell u aint my daddy hes like ill be your daddy for tonigt.
i got to the hotel were kissin , touchin fondaling wantever you wana call it clothins are comin off man pulls out the honey, strawberries, chocolate syrup all that lays me on the bed has that shyt all over me, hes lickin suckin watever he needa do to take it off... jus when i thougt he was done, he ties up my hands n ties up my legs together but so there open n things n im like umhummm this will come off in 2 mins wtf n than hes like dont scream n enjoy......the man slaghtered my fuckin pussy yo...now thats rape... lol........

[flip07]

aite when yall selling the rights to this script for a movie production?

[bigslim24]

Ai it slike this post some crazy sex stories dat happened to you foreal (key words "happened to you foreal")

Ai prolly nobody will read this shit, but for all my niggas on yahoo they already know what happened to me about 4 weeks ago "I was raped" not on no homo shit but on some like...i dunno some force shit like the bitch took the dick is all I can say but Ima start from the beggining.

7am I'm beatin off to bangbro's (ayo anybody ever read this pm with a bangbro pass) and I get a phone call I shoulda known somethign wa sup cuz who the fuck calls at 7 am for some dick? really..but i know da bitch so i'm like whatever. I get dressed, walk it out for like i dunno half a mile, I get to the bitch house knock on the door and this bitch opens the door and bites my fuckin lip not on no sexy shit on some fuckin hardcore dominatrix type shit, so i get the bitch off me and i'm like damn chill next second later this bitch is closing all the blinds locking all the doors so i'm like this bitch might try to kill me on some spiteful shit so I'm about to go like i dun feel this and i see her butt ass naked and ya'll don't understand like this girl had on house clothes you know how them girls get cold and shit she has on a sweater pajamas some crazy slippers and in like 1 second she was butt ass sittin on the stairs legs wide open with dat "come get it" face on, but still I'm a strong dude pussy dun control me so I'm about to open the door (shit had like 9 locks on it on some chainsaw massacre shit) then she says maybe the most powerful shit a girl can say "what you scared of pussy" i was jus like who the fuck you think I am I unbuckled the belt (ladies u know what dat mean) and followed her upstairs to the master bedroom i geuss i say i geuss cuz the shit look like a closet with a bed in it had clothes hung up all on the side and shit, but back to the story I'm hittin this girl like I do she like harder i'm like fine den broke off in her back she like hard i'm like fine i fucked dat bitch gorrilla style i'm tried den a bitch and this bitch still like harder so i'm like fuck this u do the work and she got on top of me...and i swear it was like she was tryna break my dick the fuck off and Its been like 40 something mins i'm at my max I'm about to bust and shit like...i can't describe in words what happened when i tried to get her off the dick....anybody ever seen that movie don't drink juice in south central its was like that almost all i remember is "Nigga if you nut I'm gone kill you"....that was the scariest shit that ever happened to me but tis not over....the bitch ppractically raped me let my dick in ruins so she fall asleep(or so i thought) I pick my clothes up no time to put them shits on i gotta escape so i fo to the door we came through she wake up like "you taking a shower?" i'm like ugh yeah (mistake) " the bathroom over there" so i go in the bathroom take a shower....i was jus expectin her to come in there with a machette jason style and she did come in there while i was washing my junk and her words not mine "WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING THATS MY DICK"....this crazy bitch grabs my dick and start washin it...now it felt good but after all the other shit..i dunno it was jus wana those I wish i woulda stayed home moments everybodies had them...I go home get on yahoo tell people what happened to me they laughed..ha ha ha ha fuck them....AI dats my story man if u got one post it up - 1

EXPOSE THIS BITCH ASAP HOMIE! PROPS

[bigslim24]

So one day me and my man (no homo) are chilling at his apartment smoking and shit. He gets a phone call from a brawd that says shes coming over. Same time I get a phone call from a "female friend" of mine (we havent fucked) who says she wants to come see me. I say ok. His girl arrives first. We are all chilling together just smoking and talking and shit. So he takes her in the room but leaves the door open. Within 5 minutes my folks show up and its her and her friend that I have fucked. They are best friends and bi. So we roll up and start smoking. This was around the time that Snoop's Girls Gone Wild porno was out. So somehow they find out that my man has the dvd, we put it on. So they are just laughing and joking at the porno and shit talking shit about all the bitches. By this time all 5 of us are in the same room. So my friend says something about she dont understand how girls can shave their pussy bald. I SWEAR TO GOD THE GIRL THAT WAS WITH MY MAN STOOD UP PULLED HER PANTS DOWN AND SAID "LIKE THIS". So of course the two girls that Im with are all looking at her pussy and trying to touch it. They played around for minute but didnt really get involved with each other. We seperated. Im in the living room with my two friends and hes in his room fucking his girl. All of a sudden I start feeling sick as shit. Im just holding my stomach and kinda sitting on the sofa with my eyes closed. They are watching tv and talking to me and I keep telling them Im not feeling well. I was so out of it I kind of zoned out but I heard my friend (the one I havent fucked) says "B, can we do soemthing freaky with you??" Me, not really paying attention says "Yeah" of course. Next thing I know I open my eyes my friend is giving me the BJ of my life and the one I have fucked is next to me fingering herself. So I start to help her. Seems like her pussy must have some how been attached to the other girls mouth because the harder I fingered her the harder the other girl sucked. Now you can imagine if Im fucking with two girls Im not really paying attention to anything else. I look up and my man is standing in the doorway with the girl he was fucking...watching. And shes standing there but naked. She kept sucking me off until I bust in here mouth and she swallowed. Then we all got involved. Long, long, long story short me and my man knocked down all three of these bitches in the same night.

[T-Blaze]

aha thats a sickk story ma dude..if life were like that u wouldnt need visa for porn lmao

[bobmarley2k]

damn..props man..watching porn wit bitches always ends up wit good results

[2fresh]

dang ma nigga, shorties is wild

aiight so this azn chick name ciara, imagine this, big titties, she thick, thicker den some black chicks i be knowin, aND the head game on point, but she a freaky chick too, so me and her like wifey and shit, she musta gotta a red alert saying she need some of my dick, cuz it was a rainy night right and im jus chillen watchin thta katt williams stand up all the sudden i see the door creak open, a nigga thought he owed money, i mean i aint know what to expect i aint seen her in a week and all of the sudden she say how u doin, im like wut u doing here ma, she talking bout she lonely, she lay me down, and put the condom on the pogo stick and she start puttin some lotion on the dick , it was kinda black out type shit u nah mean, dont even remember anything from after her puttin the condom to me hitting it from the back. so im hittin from the back, all i see is the cream pie shit,if u know whut im talking bout, im hittin it sliding, it was soft u feel me,i take the dick out, and she start suckin it off, deep throat, all that, i cummed, and i continue to hit from the back , chick musta been superwoman cuz she cummed and kept goin, it was kind like two superheros fuckin cuz shit was crazy, some godzilla screams and shit, so im hittin and then switch positions from me over the front of her, and she cummed, and she fell asleep, woke up bitch cooking me breakfast naked

[kountry_bo1]

lol......man i crying......dat gotta be the funniest shyt eva

[Mr. ILkZ]

lmao damn crazy shit..i had a similar experience..i was drinkin wit mah cuzinz and a few friendz at mah boyz crib..and we all get fuked up, well at least i am datz all dat matters 2 me..and some bitch dat was there she had like tha illest ass but the illest ugly grill loL..im a face person i love cute faces so i waznt really into her..but a few hrs lata im in da bathroom washin mah face cuz i was FUCKED UP and i still had 2 go home and wake up early da next day..so dis chick came in and just fukin threw me on tha floor and destroyed me like i couldnt move dis bitch ridin and im bout 2 fuckin vomit cuz i drank 2 much and she makin me move..damn what a fuckin nite =]

[2fresh]

lmmmmmmaaaaooo, she raped u ma nigga

[JookNyce]

props.....

[gangsta01]

props these stories r mad funny lol

[th3_1nsurg3nt]

GODAMN

HAHAHHAHAH


hahahahha

omg... thats jkes


one time at school (lunch) this bitch approaches me. i dun even noe her,. so she tellin me to reach her house... we get ther, bitch goes in the washroom , im watchin tv and eatin to iuno where she is.. all i hear is a scream. she runs out tackles me down rips of my clothes... and.. we fuck. LOL

crazy ass shyt

[tek-9]

haha mad shit