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saposkar
March 12th, 2007, 10:45 AM
So for all that have experienced this situation, please share some insight on this issue...
So me and this girl hooked up right...she came over to the crib...we had a few drinks and :smoking: ...next thing you know we're making out...next thing I know she's pulling my dick out of my pants and begins to commence on sucking my dick...im like :shock: b/c this is the first time I've ever met this chick, but she's going all out I may have to keep her around...so eventually, I take her to the bedroom...she's wearing this skirt on and I'm trying to get the panties off...as I begin to take the draws off, she becomes apprehensive and says I can do it...I'm like shit okay, so I strap up b/c I'm rocked up from all the head...so she takes them off, skirt still on, and lays in front of me...I begin to spread her legs apart and low and behold the smell of pussy smacks me dead in my face:hit: ...tears begin to roll down my eyes as if someone is cutting up onions:crys: :puke: ...i tried to cut my senses of smell and taste off, but i realized im not spiderman...dick goes limp:smh:

My question is for the ladies, what can a female do to prevent this from further happening? And have you ever smelled a dude's dick and was like damn that shit stank, and it turned you off?

Fellas, if you were in my situation...would you still fuck? I told the chick my stomach was hurting after all the drinking and just went to sleep on her, never to have seen her again.

Tha_Boss
March 12th, 2007, 10:50 AM
ewwww lol stay away maybe she was dirty she did suck u up on the first date.and your dick went limp for a reason it was saying stay away!!!!!!!

laddiiluv
March 12th, 2007, 11:03 AM
LMAO i dont think ive ever laughed so hard in my life for the 5 minutes hahaha sorry
yea dick stink hahahaha
some not all
cush can stink cuz the bitch is nasty or i duno some guy at work told me his gs pum stank n she went to the doctors n got some pill thing n he explained the pill cleans out the system n pum dont stench hahahah
i dun know ive never seen it or watever he tol me so maybe tell her to go to the doc or run cuz if she is dirty u migt catch somthin OR if she got a hairy snatch it migt be the hair hahahahah anyways yea my opinion

gunzSolveIt
March 12th, 2007, 11:09 AM
she coulda been burnin..

PLAYBOY™
March 12th, 2007, 11:38 AM
damn i thought we were gonna talk about the finer smells of sex

*leaves thread holding my nose*

igotthatwork
March 12th, 2007, 11:54 AM
ROFL....

dnice1042
March 12th, 2007, 12:40 PM
yo I kno what u talkin bout son! Ive smelled some bad puss before, I dun think it was on that level that it had my eyes tear up though but that shit was pretty bad! but u know what...."either way we fuckin!"-katt williams

just strap it up, and always get tested....and STAY AWAY FROM STANK BITCHES!!!

2fresh
March 12th, 2007, 01:01 PM
lmfao

afrocortz
March 12th, 2007, 01:30 PM
ewwww lol stay away maybe she was dirty she did suck u up on the first date.and your dick went limp for a reason it was saying stay away!!!!!!!

lol truuuu

H3DBUSS4
March 12th, 2007, 01:47 PM
"either way we fuckin!"-katt williams


Bitch is that plum and red?

slicK313
March 12th, 2007, 01:52 PM
damn next time jus use her from da neck up

Soul Assassin
March 12th, 2007, 02:15 PM
haha no comment, nasty ass pussy

rhetoric
March 12th, 2007, 02:17 PM
feels like i have to make a joke....smells of sex? rohypnol?

just joking ya get me lol

darnbni99a
March 12th, 2007, 03:24 PM
LMAOOOOO :laugh:

MuzicLuva
March 12th, 2007, 03:46 PM
"either way we fuckin!"-katt williams


kat was sayin he would fuck regardless of trivial shit...i think if ur pussy smells bad enough to create tears in somebody's eyes that aint no "either way we fuckin" /"i don't give a fuck" moment...datz a red alert

Skane87
March 12th, 2007, 04:09 PM
smh... and lol @ red alert... there should be a button fo that shit in erry room.. weneva some shit like this comez up.. press it.. and different aromas come down and drench it! ... or u can alwayz take it in tha shower..

erik-EK
March 12th, 2007, 04:46 PM
feels like i have to make a joke....smells of sex? rohypnol?

just joking ya get me lol

fuck just joking i say that shit seriously props

Livin_Off_Xperience
March 12th, 2007, 05:27 PM
:smh:

infamousıCEO
March 12th, 2007, 06:06 PM
LMAO thats some funny shit, PEACE on that bitch

BxSoLdiEr718
March 12th, 2007, 06:27 PM
:puke: stay away

mezziebone
March 12th, 2007, 07:51 PM
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffff fffffffffffffffffflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo

Two Cheesy
March 12th, 2007, 08:02 PM
Danger Danger....back away from the pussy.

rhetoric
March 13th, 2007, 02:47 AM
seems like that pussy needs a public health warning, id leave it

mrleo
March 13th, 2007, 07:45 AM
Bitch is that plum and red?

lol

gotta listen to piece, if it go limp, STOP

JiggaRome
March 13th, 2007, 08:00 AM
stay sway! u probably caught sumthin just from smelling the fumes from her nasty pussy:laugh:

dakingpin714
March 13th, 2007, 06:32 PM
lol. should spraid her with sum popourri.