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$Gboro_Nicca$
March 10th, 2007, 09:15 PM
Anyone got some funny stories in the act of fuckin?

Part 1
Well shit i actually met a bitch from online cus she was talkin bout doin some thangz, so me an ma homeboi go to pick her up cus me an her was goin to da movies an neitha one of us had a car so ma boi did me a favor...anyway he drop us off at da movies an as we sittin she pull down her bra showin her titties, an dey was some nice titties i mean dayum! now keep in mind we in da back an derr is people sittin in da back row wit us so im like dam mad people gon see, an dey did but she aint give a fuck...so den she start dam jackin me off n shit but shit i wanted to fuc fo real...so we ditch da movie an go into a movie dat no one was in...she got on top of me an started fuccin like a homeless bitch lookin fo change an all of a sudden.....i busted quicker den minute rice:smh:....so she start to suck it up an outta no where some 3 white boys came in da theater, so i put a coat on top of her head like is nothin an she get dressed n shit...

Part 2
anyway ma homeboi pick us up an he went to his place an parked da car...he go inside his house so is me an o girl in da back...mayne dat girl gave me da best head, i felt like i had parkinsons disease da way i was shakin...but yo ma homeboi moms came out an saw us in da car fuccin an i thought it was a wrap but she aint do shit...but shit we go bac at it an she gettin hers an all of a sudden ma homeboi used his key an cut da lights on in da car while we fuccin...cars passin by honkin n shit, but shit we took her back home an befo she left she said turn da headlights off cus i dont want ma daddy to kno i was gone wit u...i said why, she was like cus hes a cop...:shock: so i do da heisman on dat ho get da fuc outta derr...

dat night was crazy, anyone gotta story?

BigBootyExpress
March 10th, 2007, 10:49 PM
LMFAO
thats sum crazy ass shit bruh :laugh:

BigBootyExpress
March 10th, 2007, 10:50 PM
ayo u still got tht ho's number?

PLAYBOY™
March 10th, 2007, 10:57 PM
damn that girl was a slut like o.d.

aint nuttin funny bout that lol thats just sad

i feel bad for that skeezer

$Gboro_Nicca$
March 10th, 2007, 10:59 PM
hell yea, dat was some good head...shit cant pass dat up

ThEkIdD825
March 10th, 2007, 11:34 PM
wow lmao

datoriginalplayboy
March 10th, 2007, 11:52 PM
lol.....

afrocortz
March 11th, 2007, 08:03 AM
lmao dats jokes. dis 1 tym i gt a call from dis girl sayin she gt a free yard and 2 bring a friend round. so me nd ma boi go 2 da house nw nd i go wiv dis gyal 2 her parents bedroom :cheer: nd start gettin all freaky nd rippin each ovas clothes off nd shit. so nw im fuckin her nd propa goin 4 it nd all i wanna do is buss nut by now so i start goin even fasta. nd im ready 2 buss nd she wants me 2 cumm all ova her titts, so i did. den shes suckin my dick nw nd i look at da door nd c her dad in da doorway :shock:Nw her dads 1 ov da biggest muther fuckers i hav eva seen, he wa like 7ft tall and jus HUGE muscles on top of muscles :crys: and i dont fink he was happy 2 c me ugetme lol:hit:. So im stood dere, trousers at my ankles not knowin wt 2 do and i wasnt feelin a beatdown. lukily i saw da window open, she llivd on da bottom floor of dese flats so i pulled my trousers up nd gt da fuck outa dere shit :gone: nd met ma boi dwn da road. i had 2 walk home wiv no top i was freeezing.

2fresh
March 11th, 2007, 09:13 AM
lmfao^^

sneaksntits
March 11th, 2007, 04:24 PM
LOL nice good story

laddiiluv
March 12th, 2007, 12:34 AM
hahahahaaaaaaaaa to both stories yo anymore parts to urs??? u should start writin abook :) lol

KniTeMaN
March 12th, 2007, 12:51 AM
how did u meet this chick online?

$Gboro_Nicca$
March 12th, 2007, 04:47 PM
mayne i think she got at me on myspace or some shit...sound kinda wack but ey it is wat it is

Livin_Off_Xperience
March 12th, 2007, 05:36 PM
:laugh: @ both stories

mrleo
March 13th, 2007, 08:16 AM
lol, too funny

ReyRey1
March 13th, 2007, 08:24 AM
loool jokes

DblockKidd
March 13th, 2007, 10:46 AM
funny shit

afrocortz
March 13th, 2007, 02:08 PM
myn was not funni at da tym. i aint neva gne bk 2 dat house eva again lol. nd i left southpole hoodie dere aswell

Skane87
March 13th, 2007, 04:50 PM
damn son... smh.. that was an easy chick.. lmfao damn she musta been hella easy.. it is sad tho .. on her part..

vishal_parmar16
March 13th, 2007, 05:14 PM
LMAO!!!! fukd up stories!!! we get worse shit den dat hapnin dwn my endz but.... LMAO!!!!! class shit!!

Degenerate
March 13th, 2007, 05:17 PM
lmao, crazy ass story.

$Gboro_Nicca$
March 13th, 2007, 05:17 PM
ey she was tha one who wanted to fuc so bad, so i mean who would pass dat up

mwu13
March 13th, 2007, 09:54 PM
haha thats hilarious