Whats The Most Fucked Up Thing You Said To A Female?

[lyteskinsoulja]

I was workin at a Honda car dealership as transporter and I was near the cashier area in the hallway close to the exit with 2 of my co-workers that I was coo with. And this chick came in just starring at me and started to walk like she was tryin to show her ass off and smiling. Note this chick was a negative -87 on a sexy-chart of 1 to 10. So she walked pass us again doin the same shit like she was the shit just starring. Finally when she just pass me I said "that shit making my penis soft(the Dave Chappelle joint)" and she turned around with her mouth wide open lookin mad as fuck,my boys just broke out laughin. I ain't mean to say that out loud but fuck it I meant it.

[REALTALK87]

fall back

[cold~as~ice]

props haha woulda said the same thing with the chappelle voice haha

[DLO787]

LMAO.....ATLEAST U TOLD THA TRUTH

[Dat Nucca kelz]

sed she was fat and ugli. man she was gettin rude with meeh so i went off

[Cameosis]

worst thing i ever said was the truth

[lyteskinsoulja]

worst thing i ever said was the truth

I can respect that.....sometime the truth hurts

[datoriginalplayboy]

lmfao..i cant even remember the meanest thing ive said

[tailback70]

LMAO. I can't remember what I said. I treat bitches wit the utmost respect. lol

[GoodFeLLa07]

worst thing i ever said was the truth


Yep...

[Guinness]

she looks like half kanu and half saha!!!!!

google search both if u dont know

[xdgorilla]

oh damn i wish that i could see her face :)

[lemme taste U ma]

1. you was never my girlfriend

2.you really think im gonna miss you??

3. i dont like you (in the rudest tone you can think of)

4. its bitches like you....that give niggas a reason to play other girls the way they do.

5. i was good before i met you....and im STILL good w/o you

6. you didnt want me in your life???....iight hangup the phone then (phone convo)


lol pick one...

[lilcrise]

1. you was never my girlfriend

2.you really think im gonna miss you??

3. i dont like you (in the rudest tone you can think of)

4. its bitches like you....that give niggas a reason to play other girls the way they do.

5. i was good before i met you....and im STILL good w/o you

6. you didnt want me in your life???....iight hangup the phone then (phone convo)


lol pick one...

dang str8 up

[J33BUS]

... thats hilarious yo!


I cant think of any right now... but ima very straight forward guy.. I just say whats on my mind, and sometimes its horrible

i once toled a girl she was adopted... its not funny but wtvr i had too

[1rocnigga]

I used smash this girl but she talking bout she changed and she aint going to fuck no more if I aint her man. I told her every girl has a role. I told her hers was to be a Ho so she better start playing her role, otherwise fall back and play the sideline while I go smash another female.

[lyteskinsoulja]

I remember telling one of my ex bitches that her mom's should of swallowed her as a child infront of her moms.

[ExclusiveKid]

i was drunk in the studio with one of my homegirls and she was spendin a night wit me... the studio ina a nother city so were there for around10 mins and she was like she wanna leave and this and that so i got angy and left the room and someone in the hallway was like wats good and i said fuck that bitch she dont even look that good she think she can just have watever she want i knew i shoulnda brang dis bithc and some mo shit and then she heard wat i said and went out side and was waitin in my car and i was like get out of my car and then opened the door and she got out and was bout to break down i took her home i felt terrible for a coulpe months tho

BALLLIN!!!!!

[Young_Glam@yahoo.com]

1. you was never my girlfriend

2.you really think im gonna miss you??

3. i dont like you (in the rudest tone you can think of)

4. its bitches like you....that give niggas a reason to play other girls the way they do.

5. i was good before i met you....and im STILL good w/o you

6. you didnt want me in your life???....iight hangup the phone then (phone convo)


lol pick one...

:laugh: I said all of those

I remember telling one of my ex bitches that her mom's should of swallowed her as a child infront of her moms.

:shock: you win

:laugh:

[darnbni99a]

"fuck you"

[gekoe]

i was young at the time, this gurl was giving me the MCshits.. saying bad shit about me to her g/f cuz we were ya know ;) getting close n shits..

anyway im LIKE fk gurl, Mcdonalds is giving away free FOOD, can ya leave us alone for a minute..

She got so cut..... i was young felt bad, but i actually think she went to mcdonalds.

Still got with her girl friend..

[c8r9x]

:smh:
bitches..

[lyteskinsoulja]

i was young at the time, this gurl was giving me the MCshits.. saying bad shit about me to her g/f cuz we were ya know ;) getting close n shits..

anyway im LIKE fk gurl, Mcdonalds is giving away free FOOD, can ya leave us alone for a minute..

She got so cut..... i was young felt bad, but i actually think she went to mcdonalds.

Still got with her girl friend..

Might of had a flash back of the $1.00 menu

[Makaveli95348]

what kind of kiss was that

[Dhiphopman]

u prego

[iCeD oUt Ni69A x]

i was drunk in the studio with one of my homegirls and she was spendin a night wit me... the studio ina a nother city so were there for around10 mins and she was like she wanna leave and this and that so i got angy and left the room and someone in the hallway was like wats good and i said fuck that bitch she dont even look that good she think she can just have watever she want i knew i shoulnda brang dis bithc and some mo shit and then she heard wat i said and went out side and was waitin in my car and i was like get out of my car and then opened the door and she got out and was bout to break down i took her home i felt terrible for a coulpe months tho

BALLLIN!!!!!

thats horriblee =\

[jdwyer2009]

i fucked wit this one girls mind telling her i wanted her and shit and then when we hung out i said i just wantd to be single

[EckoSe7enDeuce]

She was yelin at me for some shit and i was jus like "look just have a sandwich, i kno u want one, fuck ill buy you one"

[Bling_gangsta076]

Hmm let's see

ya stank

stay away from me and shave that mustache (yes it was a she)

Go take your anorexic ass to macdonalds

[76xCLUMZY-Gx11]

go take ur ass to JENNY CRAIG

[Zyndar]

dis was all tha way back in high school, i didn't want to fuck with this bitch anymore because she was stuck up like her valley girl friends and her pussy had turned out to stink like earwax... so i ends the shit in the middle of english class, she goes "why" and without even thinking before i spoke i spat some American Psycho shit and said "because you aren't terribly important to me." in this derisive ass tone with a deadeye stare... you should have seen it. tears for years i bet, fuck her tho.

[§ȱʠ€ʠἰḉȁƗ€ᶑ®]

me n my gurl were "in the moment" and she like breathing kinda hard and it was gettin on my nerves a little, and i aint kno i sed this out loud, i sed "damn bitch u got asthma?, quit breathin in my damn face" she got all emotional n shit and left, i was already done :cheer:

[Notorious DIP]

LMAO. I can't remember what I said. I treat bitches wit the utmost respect. lol

but u just called them bitches

[The_Crown_Remains]

told dat bitch she was a fucken hoe...werd

[JB9400]

you hella ugly

and yo pussy stank

[The Teflon Don]

Too many to count :(

[GRAV1]

girl pregnant and i tell her are u sure its MINE ?????????
girl starts cryin histerically!!! lol

[The Wife]

I remember telling one of my ex bitches that her mom's should of swallowed her as a child infront of her moms.

Stop fuckin lying loser.

[lyteskinsoulja]

Stop fuckin lying loser.

1st of all,you don't know me. 2nd of all,how the fuck you figure that I'm lyin? 3rd and most important,kill your self immediately!

[Madden_Champ]

Leave if you aint puttin it in your mouth...

[Skane87]

5. i was good before i met you....and im STILL good w/o you



lol pick one...


lmfao I pick #5! that shit is fukin .. hurtful.. mann.. :crys:

haha.. i try not to say mean shit to girlz.. but.. if they do OD on me.. then i hit hard wid some shit to make them cry.. if i remember them ill post it later

[papoise]

I said put in yo mouth....................................

[GaMBiT]

i told a bitch one time ...well left a note on her car ..

sayin i wish she'd get in a car wreck crash n die ...burn to hell as i laugh ...lmao ..

she calls me and told me i was playin with her and i loved her ..
and i laughed and said, bitch if i loved you i'd be with you .....then hung up the phone ....haven't spoke to her since. .lmao.....awesome shit there. top that ...

[Mychal202]

Lmao i gotta use that next time
1. you was never my girlfriend

2.you really think im gonna miss you??

3. i dont like you (in the rudest tone you can think of)

4. its bitches like you....that give niggas a reason to play other girls the way they do.

5. i was good before i met you....and im STILL good w/o you

6. you didnt want me in your life???....iight hangup the phone then (phone convo)


lol pick one...
^^^^
I use those way 2 often

[uniqueskillz]

damn i gotta couple....:PAV:

Bytch kill ya self

well fugg u then ol bucked head bytch

if i was adam and u was eve....id fugg with the snake..:shock:

bytch kick rocks with sandals

i have nuthing but respect for females .....lmao...:weed:

[§ȱʠ€ʠἰḉȁƗ€ᶑ®]

sum of these r funny

[Hollaatdakid2233]

um..da otha day my ex now tol me i didnt deserve her..so i threw da mcdonalds bag at her n tol her to get off da block..n she wasnt leavin so i told her how i cheated on her wit her best friend n her sister..but she already new but she never heard me say it..den she said i already new..n i said yea but da sister i got brain from was ugly n i wish it was her other sister

[*FROSTY*]

you look like a man.

[lyteskinsoulja]

damn i gotta couple....:PAV:


if i was adam and u was eve....id fugg with the snake..:shock:

bytch kick rocks with sandals



lol stop playin!

[Young_Glam@yahoo.com]

Leave if you aint puttin it in your mouth...
:laugh:

[J33BUS]

lol :bump:

[boyham]

You look like eva longoria...

...mated with a goldfish

[vikramtheviking]

youse a ugly bitch, period

[Tha_Boss]

your a fat ass bitch

[Tha_D]

yo ass look better then yo face

when i first saw yo ass I str8 thought you was a nigga

:)

[{$~ALL-3Y3Z-0n-ME~$}]

damn...some ppl can be fucked up

[varro_]

why does yo pussy smell like wet monkey?

[Jago11]

I was workin at a Honda car dealership as transporter and I was near the cashier area in the hallway close to the exit with 2 of my co-workers that I was coo with. And this chick came in just starring at me and started to walk like she was tryin to show her ass off and smiling. Note this chick was a negative -87 on a sexy-chart of 1 to 10. So she walked pass us again doin the same shit like she was the shit just starring. Finally when she just pass me I said "that shit making my penis soft(the Dave Chappelle joint)" and she turned around with her mouth wide open lookin mad as fuck,my boys just broke out laughin. I ain't mean to say that out loud but fuck it I meant it.


LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Damn I bet that shit was funnier in person. FREE PROPZ



http://i9.tinypic.com/4ha8mxw.jpg

:massacre: :bounce: :gone:

[REALTALK87]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Damn I bet that shit was funnier in person. FREE PROPZ



http://i9.tinypic.com/4ha8mxw.jpg

:massacre: :bounce: :gone::puke:

[Jago11]

I told this one broad fuck her and her mom. But her mom was there. Then I had her admit that her popz wasn't a man because he was talkin shit about me behind my back but in the barbershop be the most cheesin smiled nigga in there.

http://i12.tinypic.com/2r609cg.jpg

[salwan1985]

told her CAN WE BE FRIENDS

[Syck_Flowz]

I told one of my ex's to "Kiss my Muthafuckin ass bitch"Than I tol her her pussy stank...

[dnice1042]

My worst one ever...I woke up one day wit da "morning wood", so I needed to get a nut off. So I called dis chick dat I knew wanted to fuck ever since I met her and she was steady tryin too so I called this bitch up and told her to scoop me up so I could hit it. She was mad suprised, and mad excited so she was like "I'll be there in 10"...she shows up 2 minutes later. So I ride up to her crib wit her and throw her on her bed. Dont even take my clothes off, just pulled my pants down cuz I aint give a fuck. Not even five seconds into it I look up and say ........."DAMN BITCH YA PUSSY LOOSE AS FUCK!!!"....tHEN she slapped the shit outta me. I told my boyz later, yo they was DYING. Fucked up though.

Here's some more...
1. Yo, youre fucking ugly!
2. Na dont pass da blunt to her, she just gave dat nigga head...
3. Yo frontin ass bitch! haha...

Dont get me wrong, If I like da chick im 110% ladies man...Im only mean to bitches I dont like or who piss me off, neva hit a bitch in my life neither holla!

[J-Town815]

I said shut the f up thats why I fucked yo sister

[Jago11]

I told this one girl she was a waiste of time to herself and society. Which seems true for some odd reason

[Landotheman]

haha, some o these crack me up

[mervlouch191onthese]

well i was puffin some green with a female friend of mine and her cousin walks in and wanted to smoke. i look at her face and said " you ain't smoking this with that shit on your lip". bitch had a big ass herp bump on her lip. so me and my female friend smoke it to a roach and then gave the roach to her. she ask if we wanted it back i was like "HELL NO, YOU GOT THAT. I'M GOOD and i left

[Reket]

I got in a fight with a stripper before at the club. Bitch came out and im like "DAAAMMN dats a fat ass bitch" she danced around for another like 10sec and came up to one of my friends and told him that if i dont become a more positive person and if i continue not to tip that i will be thrown out. So im sitting in the front row just laughing at her. So now she comes up to me with an attitude and says, "This is how it works, you tip me and i take off my clothes." I replied, "I'll tip you if you keep your clothes on and get the fuck off the stage." That was the end. I was asked to leave out of the club.

[4104Life]

lol I was at a strip club with my homeboy and strippers be buggin the fuck out of you tryin to sell lap dances, so the bitch come up to my homeboy he like no thanks, she asked me I was like how much? She said 25 I was like hell nah i'm aight, she started walkin away I was like ya'll should get a dollar menu or somethin and she just rolled her eyes

[*Hagler*]

she looks like half kanu and half saha!!!!!

google search both if u dont know

fukked for real and i like kanu

[gs2weasy]

i tolled dis one chick dat all i wanted was to fuck not have a sleep over

[*Hagler*]

i told a gal u can suck my dick if i let you felt a bit fuckre after

[GaMBiT]

i got another one i just used tonight ...lmao ...gave my number to a bitch who asked for it right ....so we talkin, and she goes "yeh im not lookin for a man or nothin" so im like "well sweetie i gotta go, im on free minutes iigh, peace" ..lmao ...she texted back and was like dont call me again, and i was like trust me, i wont, you didnt even have to tell me, i wasnt plannin on it. so she calls like 10 minutes later and goes, i thought about you and decided that if you still wanna talk we can talk. i go, naa, im not lookin for a chick right now, vtines day is comin up and i aint buyin shit for nobody. then hung up lol

soooooooo much fun fuckin with retarded bitches man. ..they must think cause they look decent, they're the shit. NEGS! lol ...trippin' ass bitches ...

[London17]

Suck a Dick wit aids on the tip trick

p.s yo ur sis and cousin and ur so called bestfriend can come get there videos tommrow

[RiKaNhEaT]

Suck a Dick wit aids on the tip trick

p.s yo ur sis and cousin and ur so called bestfriend can come get there videos tommrow
lol!!

[Jago11]

i got another one i just used tonight ...lmao ...gave my number to a bitch who asked for it right ....so we talkin, and she goes "yeh im not lookin for a man or nothin" so im like "well sweetie i gotta go, im on free minutes iigh, peace" ..lmao ...she texted back and was like dont call me again, and i was like trust me, i wont, you didnt even have to tell me, i wasnt plannin on it. so she calls like 10 minutes later and goes, i thought about you and decided that if you still wanna talk we can talk. i go, naa, im not lookin for a chick right now, vtines day is comin up and i aint buyin shit for nobody. then hung up lol

soooooooo much fun fuckin with retarded bitches man. ..they must think cause they look decent, they're the shit. NEGS! lol ...trippin' ass bitches ...




:laugh: Man this thread just keeps getting better

[Livin_Off_Xperience]

i was chillen wit this bitch n da summer(hot as fuck outside) n we was walkin around n i got a drink n she was like can u get me a coke n i was like u crazy as fuck n kept walkin :laugh:

[ricolocc]

i tolled dis one chick dat all i wanted was to fuck not have a sleep over

lmfao word,beast as fucc

[ghost_notes]

Most fucked up thing...hmmmm, O yeah your sister got some good pussy! but your kousins was better

[Zonoz]

i try to respect women as much as possible but i know i've said some fucked up shit before not any that comes to mind though bc usually i'm wasted

[ukmanutd]

lol...the most fuked up fing i sed to a girl is...
will u go out with me...
its cos im a ugly fuker..
and no1 likes me...
y am i always so negative...bye im going 2 cry 4 a bit

[aK.7]

^lmao low self esteem ass nigga

[J_son]

i told my breedren's gyrl that she has sum nice tittys....

[dys·func·tion·al]

let me nut in your eye!