My Best Friend's Small Penis Theory

[babycakes]

So me and my homegirl were at Happy Hour yesterday and she was telling me about her new muffin man (nigga there for the sole purpose of eating pussy). She said it was really really really good. Then he pulled out his penis and she said it was pretty much a done deal from there. Too small.

And thinking about it, in my experience, most men that can perform oral sex like a champ is usually slacking in the penile region. I know its not fair to say because i'm sure that there are some niggas out there packing that can eat some pussy too.

So I guess its a case of overcompensation.

[InYourDreams]

lol..ok

[DJ Smooth4Lyfe]

lol, omg...this is false

[10thWonder]

why would you eat it... cause u got a small dicc and have to do it... its the same as fat chiccs havin to give good brains, cause there fat

ez

[babycakes]

Not just eating it. Being a perfectionist at it.

[PLAYBOY™]

i was thinkin about that the other day

if thats the theory...then girls who are good at giving head have huge,loose ass cunts

and pornstars eat pussy like pro's and they aint small no homo

its a stupid theory

theres guys with little dicks who dont know it and dont eat pussy cuz they think their dick is doing the job

then u got dudes who got average or bigger than average dicks that eat pussy because 1.)they like it and 2.)it pleases their girl

[trueancy]

i was thinkin about that the other day

if thats the theory...then girls who are good at giving head have huge,loose ass cunts

and pornstars eat pussy like pro's and they aint small no homo

its a stupid theory

theres guys with little dicks who dont know it and dont eat pussy cuz they think their dick is doing the job

then u got dudes who got average or bigger than average dicks that eat pussy because 1.)they like it and 2.)it pleases their girl

^^basically what i was gonna say

[Luda167]

i was thinkin about that the other day

if thats the theory...then girls who are good at giving head have huge,loose ass cunts

and pornstars eat pussy like pro's and they aint small no homo

its a stupid theory

theres guys with little dicks who dont know it and dont eat pussy cuz they think their dick is doing the job

then u got dudes who got average or bigger than average dicks that eat pussy because 1.)they like it and 2.)it pleases their girl

^^ the perfected version of what i was out to say

[damnyobreathma]

my girl likes both from me

[dasuccess]

thats a pretty fucked up theory on the real.

[InYourDreams]

it isnt true, some guys get into it more than others

[viciuzurban]

your bf is a dumb bitch stfu it aint tha size of ya boat its tha motion of ya ocean

[babii_gurl404]

uh huh...wow..anyway...
its not true to say the least

[BluntToThaHead]

wow..

[babycakes]

your bf is a dumb bitch stfu it aint tha size of ya boat its tha motion of ya ocean

Not too sure about that. I mean in my particular situation this nigga had a 2 inch penis. And i'm not being an ass or overexaggerating. It was two inches long.

So I guess that rule applies whe you actually are working with a boat rather than a raft.

[BluntToThaHead]

are your cakes really tasty?

[Zonoz]

no wonder i don't eat out girls

[Mz_Nextel]

lmaooooo

[Tchella]

There is always a thread or two thats worth a laugh and this is one of them

[76xCLUMZY-Gx11]

l mao, hahahaha 2 inch penis? and he's black?? wdf.... he needs that penis pumper shiet, hahhaha

[Blunt_crazy_420]

lmaoooo ur off wit that theory

[babycakes]

l mao, hahahaha 2 inch penis? and he's black?? wdf.... he needs that penis pumper shiet, hahhaha


Yes he was black. Now I give credit when credit is due: but this man had a 2-incher.

[BizzyBricks]

i was thinkin about that the other day

if thats the theory...then girls who are good at giving head have huge,loose ass cunts

and pornstars eat pussy like pro's and they aint small no homo

its a stupid theory

theres guys with little dicks who dont know it and dont eat pussy cuz they think their dick is doing the job

then u got dudes who got average or bigger than average dicks that eat pussy because 1.)they like it and 2.)it pleases their girl

i was gon say that too

[Yung Sho Blastfame]

your bf is a dumb bitch stfu it aint tha size of ya boat its tha motion of ya ocean

Am I the ONLY one who finds this HILARIOUS?!!! LMMFAO!!!!

[BizzyBricks]

Am I the ONLY one who finds this HILARIOUS?!!! LMMFAO!!!!


no i find it funny too...das prolly da dude she talkin bout

[We$ton]

i was thinkin about that the other day

if thats the theory...then girls who are good at giving head have huge,loose ass cunts

and pornstars eat pussy like pro's and they aint small no homo

its a stupid theory

theres guys with little dicks who dont know it and dont eat pussy cuz they think their dick is doing the job

then u got dudes who got average or bigger than average dicks that eat pussy because 1.)they like it and 2.)it pleases their girl

^ yeah

[THC]

this thread got wrong written all over it lol

[InYourDreams]

:needpics:

[cotz]

that is by far the stupidest theory I heard in my life.

All I gotta say is:

RON JEREMY

[J-Town815]

MIGHT BE TRUE..

[Br0ward^954^K0untie]

..........my oh my...........

[oNEBLooD-5]

So me and my homegirl were at Happy Hour yesterday and she was telling me about her new muffin man (nigga there for the sole purpose of eating pussy). She said it was really really really good. Then he pulled out his penis and she said it was pretty much a done deal from there. Too small.

And thinking about it, in my experience, most men that can perform oral sex like a champ is usually slacking in the penile region. I know its not fair to say because i'm sure that there are some niggas out there packing that can eat some pussy too.

So I guess its a case of overcompensation.

you seem like a hood rat a.k.a. a degenerate/disgusting :puke:

[Cameosis]

Oral is oral. when you add connotations that involve small dicks, niggas dont perform oral even if they want to. You just making it harder on yourself.

I guess it doesnt matter to me but if you eva want a nigga to lick yours id advise against telling people that you have 2 have a small dick to be good at it.

[TruPrinciple]

Your whole theory is based on one case, so unless every man with a small penis did this and every man with a large penis didn't do this (With a few exceptions ofcourse) your theory is just a good old " LOL ! "


and on that note, LOL

[sHo-Tee]

I know I'm probably going to sound like a dude saying this but I hate when girls be complaining bout a nigga not swanging when if his dick was bigger she wouldn't be able to handle it anyways. That theory is sooooo wrong. I've only had two dudes whoever eaten me out in my life and they were both packing at least eight or more inches...in diameter (naw, I'm just playing with that) and they were both good as hell in going down. Ain't nothing with a dude with a smaller package unless your girl been ran through soo many times she can't feel it if it was small anymore and if that the case she need Jesus not a penis.

It's not the size of the package but the power of the punch that matters. Some dudes with smaller penis actually perform better because they know their shit on the small side so they do more foreplay (eating out, fingering, blowing in your butt, whatever) and to me, I would rather have a dude totally satisfy me from beginning to end then just give a kiss and pull his dick out because he knows he's big and he figures he don't need to give foreplay. But I don't know, that's my opinion. Everybody's different

[Cabres]

This theory is as false as "Dudes with Big Feet..." or even "Short, petite chicks have the best..."

Just because the ones you run across end up like that does NOT make that a rule. Like my nigga Kat Williams said . . . instead of asking about the men, you should be asking why is it that you ATTRACT those types of guys. :cool:

All in all, you shouldn't listen to "hood legends". I mean, if that was the case, if us dudes did that, then EVERY chick who gave bomb ass head would NEVER get wifed up. *Double :cool:*

[magik]

i highly doubt dude was 2 inches... cuz if so... he should b in the guiness book of records.. i'm pretty sure the smallest ish on record was 2.3 inches lol... how i know this?? on sum looking through the guiness book of records in elementry skool type shyt lol...

[JiggaRome]

i was thinkin about that the other day

if thats the theory...then girls who are good at giving head have huge,loose ass cunts

and pornstars eat pussy like pro's and they aint small no homo

its a stupid theory

theres guys with little dicks who dont know it and dont eat pussy cuz they think their dick is doing the job

then u got dudes who got average or bigger than average dicks that eat pussy because 1.)they like it and 2.)it pleases their girl

Yeah thats right. Maybe you just been with too many big dick guys who rely solely on their size. :cheer: You gota have the whole package baby! :cool:

Lil Kim: "This black dude, his name was jiggarome, he had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue":tongue: :cool: bitch gave me syphilis

[Chuck-Taylor]

yea ur theory is flawed but i see ur point

i was chilln w/ my people one day and this chick blasted her ex cause he wasnt packn and she was like nigga u better learn to eat pussy cause that aint do shit for me

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[cp3boy]

Sorry for that guy

[cold~as~ice]

.....

[Lunatik]

thats a dumb theory