your greatest break up line..

[Luda167]

i know we're all creative with breaking up. lol
so lemme hear some of the lines or things you've used to break up with a chick.


and a thinker..
who do you think hurts more after a break up.
the guy.. or the girl.

[W1ld Bill]

and a thinker..
who do you think hurts more after a break up.
the guy.. or the girl.

depends who does the breaking up

[springs1087]

"i dont wanna be with you anymore" kept it real and she left the house cryin

[springs1087]

it hurt me more than she knew tho

[PLAYBOY™]

"i dont wanna do this, i feel like i have to...it'll be for the better....can we still be friends"

[ProNouN]

"things are not working out between us, so I'm gonna have to cut you loose"

I believe females hurt more cause they just are more emotional than males

[ThA PriNceSS]

for my ex,,,my break up line was

"YEA IM FUKKIN HIM OK?, NOW PACK YER SHIT AND GET OUT"


oh well....lol
That day was priceless on MANY levels

[ThugImmortal]

I just say shit ain't workin out or my feelings for them have changed. *shrugs*
Whenever a girl breaks up with me they almost always say the same shit here are some examples of what they might say: "You've changed" or "Let's take a break" and the famous one "YOU BROKE MOTHERFUCKA" :(


As for who breakups hurt the most..it depends who breaks up with who like some1 already said.

[Mychal202]

for my ex,,,my break up line was

"YEA IM FUKKIN HIM OK?, NOW PACK YER SHIT AND GET OUT"


oh well....lol
That day was priceless on MANY levels


Dam thats Fucked up u kinda cold 4 that

[xyle]

i thought i wanted to be with you bcuz i care for you a lot but i was confused as in what way and i just cant do this to you....:crys:


that kinda sucked and he didnt speak to me for like 3 months

[jimmy_loo_tong]

its not u, its ur parents

[Lil_Flipparachi]

Its Not U Its Me Lol

[REALTALK87]

"do you love me?"

If she says no, then you tell her thats why u shouldnt be together

If she says yes, you tell her you love her too, and thats why you
should be apart... lol that a love like yours is too special to be chained
down in a relationship..

[aggieboi2k6]

lol...

[24 Kalibur]

"its not you,its me"

haahahhaa.

or

if she lives kinda out of your area and not too close
tell her you live to far and i never get to see you(but make the effort in never seeing her first) haha.

[pistol pac man]

I SAY


BITCH U DIDNT GET RIGHT........ SO I LEFT


GET IT BWAHAHAHA

[ThA PriNceSS]

Dam thats Fucked up u kinda cold 4 that


meh....he deserved it tho....lol
he was a real ass.

[sizzle305]

you wanna die bitch? :hit:

[fabulousgrace]

"I feel like we're both at a point in life where we can't afford to make each other a priority." or

"What we have is good, right? So let's immortalize the moment, freeze-frame it. {he says - by being apart?} Not apart, really it's another form of being together forever. You're always gonna have a spot right here." {Point so cutely to your heart while looking into his big brown tear-filled eyes}

Seriously, I have a repository of break-up lines. Gotta be prepared. Some people you have to break up with 2 or 3 times before they get it!!

[Luda167]

Seriously, I have a repository of break-up lines. Gotta be prepared. Some people you have to break up with 2 or 3 times before they get it!!

lol thats a damn shame.
i had an ex like that.

took like 5 times of saying damn we arent together.
and my current gf cussing her out for her to get the point :shock:

[thesagacontinues]

"Bitch get up off me"

[DaRKeNdS0uL]

daamn u lookin nice today,gave her a hug a kiss and sed ill see u around sometime and bounced

[ProNouN]

Get out of my life psycho!......lol

[JRELE]

" I Respect you to much, to play with your feelings bit I need some space to see how thing work when you're not so accesable"

It depends if you ever cared.

[fash]

"fuk off u cheatin whore" or "shit aint workin out, we done" dependin on the situation lol

[The Teflon Don]

daamn u lookin nice today,gave her a hug a kiss and sed ill see u around sometime and bounced
wtf..?

[mountdoom]

here's a good line:

you deserve someone else as I am not good enough for you

[djboy09]

I guess my bet one was umm
"You a fucking liar, I aint dealing with you anymore"

[thesagacontinues]

BITCH BE GONE!

[AboveTheRim]

I can use 1 or 2 of these lol

[bLoOd_mOneY]

Dam thats Fucked up u kinda cold 4 that

:smh: she's lying. don't believe that.

[bLoOd_mOneY]

daamn u lookin nice today,gave her a hug a kiss and sed ill see u around sometime and bounced

:cheer:

[qazqaz]

its not u, its ur parents

ahahah :cheer: :shock:

[mezziebone]

i went to the doctor and he said i have herpes

[Jthafresh]

i went to the doctor and he said i have herpes

u made my day lmao props

[Luda167]

i went to the doctor and he said i have herpes

*falls out laughing*

[sHo-Tee]

um....It's not ME, it's YOU

[realwhite]

i dont break up wit da girl.... i think it would hurt her too bad....

[Magana987]

Play Monopoly with her one day and on the next day tell her,

"Remember when we played Monopoly to pass the time and I got a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card? Well, I'm using it now."

PS- YOU are the jail.

[InphamousRIP]

for my ex,,,my break up line was

"YEA IM FUKKIN HIM OK?, NOW PACK YER SHIT AND GET OUT"


oh well....lol
That day was priceless on MANY levels

DEAD Wrong for this... damn... that's a fucked up situation... being hurt aint based on sex... it's based on feelings... Mah niqqa Royce Nickel Nine said it nicely:

"The future brings fear and stresses as the year progresses/
You're gonna turn a lot of them down, you're gonna feel rejection/
You're gonna tell a lot of lies and you're gonna hear confessions/
It's a two way street when you deal in his presence/"

I mean, damn... I've had some messed situations happen to me this year... I had one chick get pregnant while wit me and another break up with me and blame it on God even though there had to be way deeper things involved, she just wanted to avoid all the drama... That's just to name two... It seems to get worse the older/more mature I/we get, because I get more serious, but our generation has lost it's sense or morality... feel me? I can't call a breakup line "great" like a relationship is a football game and the breakup line is a play or some ish... Look where we headin' mah niqqas....

[Anti-Leech]

yeah......... i dont think this is going to work out.... imean . its not you its me...i dont know if this is what i want in my life right now.. yeah so can we still be friends

[DJMischievious]

bitch go bye bye but first have some sausage....an empty stomach is a sad stomach

[WastelandWarrior]

"here is a bus ticket...time for you to go back home..."

seriously......i moved to Tenn with my girl and her mom....and then i moved back home and brought her with me.....and then our relationship went down hill....so i sent her ass back to Tennessee on a bus..NO LIE!!!

[DJMischievious]

bitch go bye bye but first have some sausage....an empty stomach is a sad stomach

.............

[CubanHeart]

If I wasn't f@ckin' your twin I would feel bad, but hell it's you!!!<-----good line, bad day :smh:

[sHo-Tee]

Play Monopoly with her one day and on the next day tell her,

"Remember when we played Monopoly to pass the time and I got a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card? Well, I'm using it now."

PS- YOU are the jail.

HAHAHA, that's SOOOO mean

[diplomat12]

lol good post .. 1 ex chick of mine txd me sayin she wants to be frends and dnt feel we connectin as we used to..... i txd her bk within 30secs sayin cudnt ov sed it betta maself ... felt damnnnnnn gooood lol

[sizzle305]

*punches chick in the face*
you want more? :hit:

[Cameosis]

"we need a break..."

[JamrokzQueen]

i think the break up hurts more 4 who ever is invested more in the relationship

but um str8 ive broken up with guys by just deleting there number n when they call me i ask "who are u" they sound dumb struck but trust he didnt deserve me tellin him nicely

[Cawley]

Yes, I have AIDS....oops. Did I tell on myself???

[Tyshizzle]

"I Need some time apart to think about things"

that's one my homeboy uses

I tell em

"I Just Cant do this anymore, I think we should break up"

[SuPreme1]

*Rick James voice*

"Im the SuPreme1, BITCH!!!"

[M©ΩΣyM©τivaτ©r]

we dont see each other enuff. i gotta let you go.

[AvonBarksdale]

"well ma, i think you deserve better" i want the best for you, and right now i know im not i cant give you 100% in this relationship... when i can give you 100% and when get back together, we will look back on this and laught at it, and live our life happy like we both want it to be"

THIS SHYT IS ABOUT 4 YEARS OLD AND IT STILL WORKS..


see you are breaking them down and at the same time you give them hope, its fucked up but at least she wont key your car, falt your tires or maybe some shyt we havent even heard of yet...


holla!

[24/7_PIMP]

I just stick to the tried and tested 'i don't think it's gonna work out between us'

[philapway215]

dont call or receive calls from her she'll get the point

[Dat Nucca kelz]

afta sex sey u know wat i juss dont think were werkin out so im cuttin u loose

[Bumpy Knucklez]

not my greatest but just something others could use if they can't think of one
"school (or life) is stressing me out and I just need my time to focus 100% to get my shit straight"

[kaintcme187]

do like this.. be like what i cant hear u , ur breakin up.......then be like and so are we and hang up....lol silliest shit everr

[lilman8818]

propss...lmaoooo

[Mr.Kô○bZ]

i love you enough to tell you from the bottom of my heart, that you are insane and i never everrrrrrr want to hear from you again .. 1

[I NaSmatic I]

i'm gay

[c8r9x]

when i was younger i used to use the "im too young to be committed right now..." line...

[brightladee]

"I feel like we're both at a point in life where we can't afford to make each other a priority." or

"What we have is good, right? So let's immortalize the moment, freeze-frame it. {he says - by being apart?} Not apart, really it's another form of being together forever. You're always gonna have a spot right here." {Point so cutely to your heart while looking into his big brown tear-filled eyes}

Seriously, I have a repository of break-up lines. Gotta be prepared. Some people you have to break up with 2 or 3 times before they get it!!

Wooooow I'm definitely impressed...props

[popperz]

listen bitch time to hit the bricks shits over pack ya fucken bags and get out and leave my damn key on the table you nasty ass bitch lol or in a good way listen im not feeling you no more and i just want to tell you that i cant be with you no more id rather you be with someone else that makes you happy peace....

[pruitch]

"do you love me?"

If she says no, then you tell her thats why u shouldnt be together

If she says yes, you tell her you love her too, and thats why you
should be apart... lol that a love like yours is too special to be chained
down in a relationship..

THATS SOME BULL SHIT CUZ I COULD IMAGINE SOME DUDE TELLIN A GURL THAT...,
I DONT BREAK UP WIT NIGGAS I JUST STOP CALLIN THEY ASSES....DELETED PHONE NUMBERS, TEXTS, EMAILS ECT.......:wave: I CALL IT THE....FUCK YOU PAY ME NIGGA!

[bigswole504]

17 y/o baby we gotta move in separate directions i don't appreciate that shit cha did...she cried bitch pulled out a pencil im thinking she bout to write some shit down...this bitch stabbed me in my shoulder and broke the pencil off in my shit...i did it for a while over the phone b/c i felt bad for choking her...

[Da_Kid_G4T]

"its not you,its me"

haahahhaa.

or

if she lives kinda out of your area and not too close
tell her you live to far and i never get to see you(but make the effort in never seeing her first) haha.

Ha i think its funnier wen its opposite, "look... Its not me..Its you!"

[CAN'T BAN DA SNOWMAN]

im relaxing u bitch bye