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higreen
April 26th, 2006, 12:09 AM
ASK OR DRIVE HEAD DOWN SOUTH

reggaetonlatino7
April 26th, 2006, 12:15 AM
just ask but ask in a way she won't know like yo ma gimmie some face or some shit like that then when she says alright just grab that bitches head and be like you said yeah feel me ?

lemme taste U ma
April 26th, 2006, 12:17 AM
1. Slob on my Knob like corn on the cob

2. Gimmie head til im dead

3. gobble da pipe ma

4. polish the pole



your ready to go......now GET BLOWED >:O

Blunt_crazy_420
April 26th, 2006, 12:19 AM
tell her to speak into the mic

viciuzurban
April 26th, 2006, 12:26 AM
* drops pants*

newembee
April 26th, 2006, 12:26 AM
lol.......

Just
April 26th, 2006, 02:46 AM
Come on just touch it come on come on just kiss it..

dats_my_bottom_bitch
April 26th, 2006, 03:57 AM
ASK HER!.. BABY U GONE DO DAT?/http://www.lawinanet.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/lawinanet.com11.gif (javascript:YZwc();add_smilie()http://www.lawinanet.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/bj.gif (javascript:YZwc();add_smilie()

Cabres
April 26th, 2006, 08:01 AM
I can't help you there, fam. I ain't never had to ask. Shit just always just fell in my lap (pun intended)

FeLoN
April 26th, 2006, 08:22 AM
Ask?...dont fucking ask, tell her

jayreason
April 26th, 2006, 09:25 AM
ASK HER!.. BABY U GONE DO DAT?/http://www.lawinanet.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/lawinanet.com11.gif (javascript:YZwc();add_smilie()http://www.lawinanet.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/bj.gif (javascript:YZwc();add_smilie()
lmao oh shit smiles is funny
ummmm... i just tell her to do it an she does i guess cuzz i put in 4 years of work :woot: :woot: :woot:

usa
April 26th, 2006, 12:06 PM
lol u normally dunt ask her, u lick her and like kiss her and shit and move her down or if ur lying on the bed, move her head closer to ur cock and grab it and if she gonna suck she shud know what to do lol

We$ton
April 26th, 2006, 12:21 PM
Come on just touch it come on come on just kiss it..
lol...

lonDONigga
April 26th, 2006, 12:21 PM
lol some funny answers

Cro$$_Roads1999
April 26th, 2006, 12:21 PM
never had to ask...

The Teflon Don
April 26th, 2006, 12:30 PM
bitch you gon' suck it or not? :smoking:

brucebruce
April 26th, 2006, 12:32 PM
sometimes u got it like that when u don't hafta ask, but when u do, jus lick her and ask if she wanna do u or ask for a 69 or sumin

24/7_PIMP
April 26th, 2006, 12:33 PM
bitch you gon' suck it or not? :smoking:^^^^ lmao

VeX™
April 26th, 2006, 12:37 PM
ON YO KNEES BITCH

YounGBreezy
April 26th, 2006, 07:49 PM
suck my dick bitch

EckoSe7enDeuce
April 26th, 2006, 07:54 PM
hmm, thas a good question, how buot we ask a girl, InYourDreams, ur prolly lookin over this so i got to ask, how would u like to be approached if ur dude wanted head?

bedfords finest
April 26th, 2006, 08:41 PM
just poke it in her mouth when shes sleeping

LockNLoad
April 26th, 2006, 08:47 PM
what da fuck cuz^^^
lol

4104Life
April 26th, 2006, 08:47 PM
"Sup with some lettuce?"
"Whats good on that dome"


I don't ask tho, if a chic don't give it to you on her own will she probably ain't good at it, cause I know if a girl good at suckin dick it took practice and she willing to do it from the jump.

jayfifty
April 26th, 2006, 08:49 PM
dont ask just plop in in her mouth if she says no or dont want to do it tell her to fuckin leave

StraightOutofBrazil
April 26th, 2006, 08:55 PM
get on your knees face me i got a milkshake for u nd its tasty

cp3boy
April 26th, 2006, 08:56 PM
ASK HER!.. BABY U GONE DO DAT?/http://www.lawinanet.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/lawinanet.com11.gif (javascript:YZwc();add_smilie()http://www.lawinanet.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/bj.gif (javascript:YZwc();add_smilie()



lol @ tha first one

DJ_Koo$hie_86
April 26th, 2006, 08:59 PM
Come on just touch it come on come on just kiss it..
^^^^^that does work...be respectful but playful wit her...talk like dattt...I'm tellin' you, msot of the time, maybe it depends on the girl...but it works ;)

realwhite
April 26th, 2006, 10:03 PM
man props to some of your guys funny answers

SkyHighT26
April 27th, 2006, 03:34 AM
Man this shit is wack, grab a 5th of hen, have a couple dranks, give her the right kind of looks and that shit is in the bag.

InYourDreams
April 27th, 2006, 04:40 AM
hmm, thas a good question, how buot we ask a girl, InYourDreams, ur prolly lookin over this so i got to ask, how would u like to be approached if ur dude wanted head?
lolol..he usually doesnt have to ask

InYourDreams
April 27th, 2006, 04:42 AM
This threads funny

¤MoNtErUnThEcItY¤
April 27th, 2006, 04:47 AM
u dont ask she usually just makes her way down there..works for me! dont kno about u

rated_ex
April 27th, 2006, 04:49 AM
If you have to ask then...It most likely means she doesn't want to or she's to shy...And your "pushing her"

sanchez
April 27th, 2006, 09:38 AM
when u settin up the session B like....

ME: "whats good wit u what u doin tonight?"

HER: "nothin what up wit u"

ME: "shit im tryin to get up wit u"

HER: "for real thats sweet, where you tyin to go"

ME: "UMM....IN YOUR MOUTH"

and throw a lil sneaky laugh so she think u playin, but B quiet so she will have to say somethin....

crippin_it_crazy
April 27th, 2006, 09:40 AM
take the cam approach ask if she gone suck it or not

crippin_it_crazy
April 27th, 2006, 09:43 AM
Originally Posted by EckoSe7enDeuce
hmm, thas a good question, how buot we ask a girl, InYourDreams, ur prolly lookin over this so i got to ask, how would u like to be approached if ur dude wanted head?
lolol..he usually doesnt have to ask
now thats whats up

dZyne
April 27th, 2006, 09:47 AM
lolol..he usually doesnt have to askCHYEA!!! :cheer: THERE U GO SON - UR ANSWER
BRAP
BRAP

nigga2605
April 27th, 2006, 10:12 AM
lol some funny answers
Lol yeah...

ksam567
April 27th, 2006, 10:30 AM
ummm....pull off the drawls and smile

JerseysPrince
April 27th, 2006, 10:31 AM
a nigga wanna know baby girl you gonna suck it or not? lol

InYourDreams
April 27th, 2006, 10:49 AM
lol...

Emerald
April 27th, 2006, 12:26 PM
Jus tell her 2 gimme some pipe.

Cameosis
April 27th, 2006, 04:16 PM
^^^^sounds like u been with a man-lady, LOL

Ms.Carmel
April 27th, 2006, 04:18 PM
Just be real with her if you want it ask.asking doesnt hurt.

Eazy Da Snowman
April 27th, 2006, 04:49 PM
when u settin up the session B like....

ME: "whats good wit u what u doin tonight?"

HER: "nothin what up wit u"

ME: "shit im tryin to get up wit u"

HER: "for real thats sweet, where you tyin to go"

ME: "UMM....IN YOUR MOUTH"

and throw a lil sneaky laugh so she think u playin, but B quiet so she will have to say somethin....


LMAO....

Tha R.O.C.XXX
April 27th, 2006, 05:00 PM
lmao funnyy shiit

XxRpPxX7
April 27th, 2006, 06:17 PM
u ask for a fuckin blowjob...(Suck me Beautiful)

higreen
April 27th, 2006, 10:00 PM
props u all realest niggas funny answer

bxdiplomat
April 28th, 2006, 05:56 AM
tell her to get her wet wipes

Ðj Þ¡$†Ö£ Þ€†€
April 28th, 2006, 09:51 AM
"aye i gotta tell you something"....................SMACK! and not wit my hand

_DaNnY_
April 28th, 2006, 11:13 AM
"aye i gotta tell you something"....................SMACK! and not wit my hand

lol, rape?

Santa's Bitch
April 28th, 2006, 11:15 AM
"Kiss My dick"

blk_mobster
April 28th, 2006, 01:37 PM
Come on just touch it come on come on just kiss it..LOL!!..that shit accually worked for me!:woot::woot::woot::woot:

yOuRz_TrUlY922
April 28th, 2006, 01:51 PM
LOL at some of these answers.

my man doesnt really need to ask.
but ask and it shall be given!

z.Designs
April 28th, 2006, 09:31 PM
i wud suggest not to ask

personally i think head is madd nasty :puke:

Neph19d
April 28th, 2006, 11:49 PM
i dont i jsut get it

T®££§420
April 28th, 2006, 11:51 PM
gimme sum brainnnns bitch

North Clik
April 29th, 2006, 12:03 AM
You don't ask her you just tell her "give me some head." You got to establish some authority. Don't be a asshole about it just talk to her like you know what you want. BE A MAN! Don't be a pussy about it because you won't get no head.

DjEcK0mX2
April 29th, 2006, 03:39 PM
haha i told my "best friend" i wanted head and she went down on the spot - not a problem not a problem.
afterwards she was like i want you to fuck me

and i was like naaah fam it aint like that.

=P

but yea for my real girls, for me its just talkin 2 the dime and get her motor goin ya kno? then when its right, just undo your belt, unbutton, and pull that ish out slowly and make sure the girl's watchin ya. its easier if you talk thru it but ive done it quietly and its worked both ways. then just stroke that shit around for a bit, wave it around, and move her hand on it and say something slick, or downright dirty. girls love to think that they the shit, so an easy one for me is juss "ey you holla'd at me, how bout you show me how you make a nigga holla" and god damn you giving them that chromosome dome bone

macco568
April 29th, 2006, 03:40 PM
Ey HOe.........Come Suck My Dack!

DATBOIBOOCHIE
April 29th, 2006, 03:50 PM
ONE WAY DAT ALWAYS WORK FOR ME ID DAT U RUN MAD GAME ON A GURL AND GET HER TO FALL IN LUV WIT U. THEN U ASK HER DO SHE LUV YEA. IF YOU YOU REALLY SHURE THAT SHE IS. THEN U SAY NO U DONT. THEN SHE'LL BE LIKE YES I DO. THEN U TELL HER TO PROVE IT. DATZ WHEN U SAY IF U LOVE ME U'LL SUCK MY DICK. WORKS EVERY TIME FOR ME :cheer:

InYourDreams
May 5th, 2006, 10:09 PM
bump.

Mz_Nextel
May 6th, 2006, 12:21 AM
just grab her head and stick ur dick in her mouth:cheer: :smh: ...what am i thinking here

DjEcK0mX2
May 6th, 2006, 04:31 AM
hahahaha i just got some from my girl.
she said no, so i took off her bra then licked and sucked on her tits for like 10 minutes.
then i asked again.
and bam, i was being administered an IQ test ya kno?

tits are the doorway to everything. no joke.

DjEcK0mX2
May 6th, 2006, 04:33 AM
basically, if you're down with a bitch, asking her straight out wouldnt be a problem.
if she gets offended by how you talkin 2 her, well i guess thats how u weed out the crap hos.

anyone else try any field experiments for the sake of this topic? real talk tho, none that BS. like i just said, i got some for the first time from my girl of 1 week. and that was after i posted about the last bitch i got dome from

So-Hood
May 6th, 2006, 06:11 AM
* drops pants*

this 1 is the best way 2 get wat u want :cheer:

$P@nKY3!6
May 6th, 2006, 08:46 AM
i make her touch it first MOTIVATION :cheer:

sizzle305
May 6th, 2006, 08:49 AM
ONE WAY DAT ALWAYS WORK FOR ME ID DAT U RUN MAD GAME ON A GURL AND GET HER TO FALL IN LUV WIT U. THEN U ASK HER DO SHE LUV YEA. IF YOU YOU REALLY SHURE THAT SHE IS. THEN U SAY NO U DONT. THEN SHE'LL BE LIKE YES I DO. THEN U TELL HER TO PROVE IT. DATZ WHEN U SAY IF U LOVE ME U'LL SUCK MY DICK. WORKS EVERY TIME FOR ME :cheer:
if you gotta go through all that then you dont deserve to have yo dick sucked nigga..... save yourself from runnin the weak game and just buy a gun, works every time!

Korokian
May 6th, 2006, 10:03 AM
lmao... som funny answers

bigswole504
May 6th, 2006, 02:41 PM
FUC*** IM A PLAYFUL NIGGA WIT MY BITCHES I STROLL OVER TO EM BUCK NEKKED AND *PAP* RIGHT ON THEIR FORHEAD. LAUGHS AND IM LIKE NAH BABY HANDLE DAT DEA 4 A NIGGA SHIT WORKS YA FEEL ME

styles_187
May 6th, 2006, 06:12 PM
DRIVE HEAD DOWN SOUTH,

DONT EVEN SAY ANYTHING......:woot:

PiMpDaWg23
May 6th, 2006, 10:17 PM
bitch you gon' suck it or not? :smoking:
Word Dawg.....u Will Never Hear Words Like Marry Me, All u Going Hear Is U Gon Suck It Or Not? :cheer:

so_seductive
May 10th, 2006, 11:27 PM
don't ask a girl to do it...let her take it upon herself to go down on ya

TecH.N.I.C.aL
May 10th, 2006, 11:29 PM
don't ask a girl to do it...let her take it upon herself to go down on yayeah true...

FiRsT~aNd~LaSt
May 11th, 2006, 08:27 AM
I usually ask

FuCkDaPrEz305
May 11th, 2006, 10:28 AM
LoL...My guy usually looks down and syas C'mon...and Well I aint complaining as long as I got what I wanted first...:gReEdY:.

FuCkDaPrEz305
May 11th, 2006, 10:29 AM
if you gotta go through all that then you dont deserve to have yo dick sucked nigga..... save yourself from runnin the weak game and just buy a gun, works every time!
LMAO...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!THAT WAS SO F'ING FUNNY!!

Luda167
May 11th, 2006, 10:46 AM
if you gotta go through all that then you dont deserve to have yo dick sucked nigga..... save yourself from runnin the weak game and just buy a gun, works every time!*falls out chair laughing*

Trueno22
May 11th, 2006, 04:17 PM
Just wait till she yawns and stick it in

DisLilHoTtie
May 11th, 2006, 04:20 PM
just kind take it out and put it in frount of her...............

R. Yung Hoodz
May 11th, 2006, 04:33 PM
stupid thread, hahaha

MarleyWeed
May 11th, 2006, 08:58 PM
Ask?...dont fucking ask, tell her

correct. they actually like wen men take control n command. i tell a bitch str8 up

primetime AKA made u look
May 12th, 2006, 03:33 PM
NIGGAZ FROM DA UK LIKE ME NORMALLY SAY SUMTHING LIKE "SO WHAT YOU SAYING DEN..YOU ON IT"SIMPLE UK SLANG GIRLS ROUND HERE AINT STUK UP LIKE U AMERICAN GALDEM