WORST THINGS TO SAY AFTER SEX

[redrock]

My friend put this on my facebook thought it would be a nice addition to the spot

WORST THINGS TO SAY AFTER SEX: ADD YOUR LINE AND PASS IT ON lets play iight ill start it off

Chandrenica ~ Your fingers felt better!!!!!
Donald-Girl you cant take no Dick!!
King Duhon ~ DAMN!!! I thought u were a virgin....u wide open girl
Sherri ~ thanks for helping me realize that i prefer woman
Sabrina ~ Damn, ur frat was betta than u...oops!
Danielle: Was that just a preview or the real thing?
Kelton: I think i would have a better time playing with myself
Micheal: Hoe, is that gnats flying from your pussy?
Carlin: Ok...i think im bout 2 leav n think about y the hell i jis did that wit u...shit, hit me up 2moro!
Sir: SOoooo How U Gettin Home
Queta: Damn baby, why didn't you put it all the way in.........Ooh you did?
Clarissa: Ooh that was it?
Bridgett: Oh so you're a one minute man
Shotyme: You came......Well I think I'm pregnant!
Don P: U know I still love your sista right?
Tee: What da Fuck? Damn I miss your cousin!
Toya: We need to hurry up and start cause I got to work in the morning.
Kahla: Nigga I didn't need u. I coulda did that myself!
Jomila: Dis....Dis was that BullShit! Next time use your head!
Charlyn: Fuck Man! I didn't e ven cum!
Dajuan: Just suck my dick man damn!
Cartier: Hey... Yo homegirl still out there?
Thoni: Did u cum yet.
Domo: Damn, how long were you sleep?
Eugene: Damn can my nigga get next
Lamar: A hoe swallow dat shit...
Skeete: Soooooo, u just gone leave it on your face to dry like that??
TimmyJ: ummm yea... u prolly shouldnt use ur toothbrush right away...
Emahunn Raheem Ali Campbell: I have some edge up clippers in my room if you want to shape your bikini line up a little before we do this, looking like George of the Jungle...
Maggiee~ u eva thought aobut using the men growth enhancer? i mean watcha gotta lose?
charniqua~...lets not tell mom about this....
Trini~it didn't go down like dis in my dream.....we fucked all nite not just for 2 mintues!!!!
Trini~ ehh..it was iight, yah tongue was MUCH betta!
Sho~ get out! your dick, fingers, and tongue don't work!!!

[$YoungandBallin$]

Things i say after sex
1)Um ok so how much was it again?
2)Dayum this shit was wack were u learn how 2 fuck, i coulda saved my dam money, this is bullshit
3)Girl yo pussy so ripped felt like I was usin my hand. Didnt fill a dayum thing
4)Are you cookin ham or is that yo pussy smellin like burnt baloni an cheese doodles
5)whats your name again
6)Yo you cant fuck for SHIT!
7)Your elbows are too ashy, you cut me on my stomache, look at this shit
8)That was great but your home girl was better, on the realz
9)did you Fart
10)Why you got a bump on ya ass?
11)Why one of you breast Lop sided
12)Why yo restroom so dirty, mc donalds bag up in hear an shit, clean this motherfucker up, aint got no toliet paper an shit, how im suppose 2 wipe my dick off
13)Your husband must have a small dick cause this pussy is tight,

[Adikt]

"Oh you should you go to the clinic, I hear AIDS is contagious"....

[WESTSIDE NIGGA]

LMAO

your okay.. but your friend is better

my ex can take it way better then u

[tenk]

ahhahahahaha

[ArmyOF1]

lol............

she asks u

" u have fun ?

u repond

" i had better'

-lAir Lair-lol

[Cr@zy Coot]

lol wow

[newarkhiphop]

"ooops condom broke" thats always a good one

[Luda167]

lmao....

heres one...... should have asked before we started.... u wanted a boy or girl?

[Mz_Nextel]

"Oh you should you go to the clinic, I hear AIDS is contagious"....ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Blunt_crazy_420]

so um hows your mom doin

[InYourDreams]

"Better luck next time"

[Cameosis]

-"good job we used a condom...its about time for my herpes to break out again"

-"I havent been fucked liked that since Catholic school"

-*shouts to closet* "Hey fellas, I told you she was a freak!!!!

-Damn...i guess lying to a girl about lovin her for the pussy does work...

- Dammit I forgot I was on webcam

[Ice-gold]

roses r red
violets r blue
i have clamydia
n now so do u!!!!!

[newarkhiphop]

roses r red
violets r blue
i have clamydia
n now so do u!!!!!
"I always knew u was a hoe"

[SEX~IS~A~WEAPON]

OMG THESE ARE WAYYYYYYYYYYY TOO FUNNY.......I would just die if I heard these

King Duhon ~ DAMN!!! I thought u were a virgin....u wide open girl
Sir: SOoooo How U Gettin Home
Dajuan: Just suck my dick man damn!
5)whats your name again
-*shouts to closet* "Hey fellas, I told you she was a freak!!!!