PORNO LINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Syck_Flowz]

WHAT ARE SOME OF THE FUNNIEST LINES YOU EVER HEARD IN A PORNO?????????????????

FOR ME..I WAS WATCHIN ONE AND THIS BITCH ON THE TABLE IS "DEAD" BUT SHE GET'S UP AND DUDE IS LIKE "WHOA YOUR DEAD" AND SHE GRABS HIS JOHNSON AND SAYS "I SEE THAT YOU'RE THE ONLY STIFF AROUND HERE"...........PRETTY FUCKIN CORNY BUT IT MADE ME LIGHTWEIGHT CHUCKLE.

[xxxVENUMxxx]

I DUNNO SON, I DONT LOOK AT PORN FOR THE LINES/STORY....FEEL ME?

[Syck_Flowz]

O chea mayne i feel u...............but you do know that porno's have words and talking in them and during the course of the talking they say sometimes corny/funny stuff,sorta like what I posted above.but what im getting at is just think of anything u heard in the timeline of from you starting a porno to you ending it....FEEL ME?

[duf2000]

"uuuh uh uh uh yeahh gngngngn oooohohhoooo daaaamn yeak fuck me FUCK ME uh uhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuu"

[PLAYBOY™]

ah,i usually have it on mute :smh:


but if u ever seen that cheap shit they got on showtime,and cinemax, they be sayin some funny shit

[i`M [A] hUS[T]LA]

i dont know most of the time people dont talk while fuckii!!! =]

well the ones i watch shit

[J Easy]

i don't remember any lines i just skip to the sex part.......but i do remember something funny as hell in a porno........it was a threesome and both of the men had scary movie masks on......it was funny as hell

and one girl was playing Grand Theft Auto before she got fu*k'd

[thunga]

men i dnt watch porn i jus lyk doin itn men y du wana look at line 4 intead of watchin de action

[Lord_of_da_Gunz]

"uuuh uh uh uh yeahh gngngngn oooohohhoooo daaaamn yeak fuck me FUCK ME uh uhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuu"