Seymour Cake's Helpline - Any Advice Needed, I Shall Help

[Seymour Cake]

This is for the younger dudes on the site and maybe some of the older members.

Any problems that y'all need advice on hit me up in this thread, other members can feel free to help y'all out too.

This can be anything from sex... to relationships...

[MOST_HATED]

This nice girl i know , I like her still ... but i won't ask her out to get a "no"(not really , but i know she will tell her friend about me asking her out ,and i really don't want that .. cause it's NO!) ,because my friend was telling me , she is always single ,LOLOL ..everyone who tried got turned down ...trust me , i seen a few getting the "NO" from her , and "this is the second time , don't you get it " //

it's FUCKING BRUTAL ,

but , no lie , i feel like she likes me ..always looking for excuses to say something to me , always eyeing me ,crush type shit .. the problem is , I'm not sure if she just wants to be friends or ray-tay(w/e)

imma guy who likes feeling special , and if i get rejected , i would just be like everyone else ..plus her friend which i HATE so much -her blaba mouth is sicking ..

ohyeah , i think she feels like i'm not really into her , but if she doesn't come out and say " be my man" i will never ask her out .... I dun wanna be her boddy(my friend is her boddy , guess what ?? it's killing him ..lolololol he can't take it ,and he has a girl)

it's just really confusing for me ,first in my life i have these unknown feelings , maybe i should just stick to other girls ..

oh yeah , i can't talk to girls as just friends, don't know why .. i do have friends ,but they normally girls i already use and doing them a favour by talking to them , or i'm not into them like that ..

these are some of the shit i came up with ..
1) just wait another six months or year and see if she comes around
2) fuck my pride ,and just talk to the girl , prove i am the man for her ,like i normally do (damn ... :eek: )
3) wtf am i going to do with this shit ??

..lets see .. I don't see her much ,but when we do see each other , it's constant eye contact , i didn't even know i would have seen her lastnight , me and my fren was just there , and she came along .. :) I don't know dog , I just couldn't take being someone she says "sup " to , and gone .. i want it all ..

honestly , i don't think i will care about this 5 hours from now , it's just a fresh feeling ..

ohwell .. anything you say , will be used in the future ..

[Seymour Cake]

these are some of the shit i came up with ..
1) just wait another six months or year and see if she comes around
2) fuck my pride ,and just talk to the girl , prove i am the man for her ,like i normally do (damn ... :eek: )
3) wtf am i going to do with this shit ?? 1) You COULD wait but it'll just keep gettin at ya and annoyin ya in my opinion.
2) Seems like a sensible idea... if it aint just a fuck you're after (you HAVE to be 100% sure that you just dont wanna hit her for bein damn sexy) then you're faced with 2 options... tell her how you really feel, explain that you love being her friend and appreciate her as a friend but that you'd like to take it one step further... tell her you'd like to see how you are and how you fit as a couple - ask for a few 'dates' without going anywhere in a sexual manner and see how she feels about it. If not you know you tried, if she likes it then happy days. Its hard to swallow your pride to set you up for explaining this to her, I know but PLZ do NOT do it when you are High or drunk... it'll only make things worst.

You gotta be 100% that you wanna get involved tho... but remember the best relationships usually start out with ppl being close friends first.

the 2nd choice is to ask her close friends how she feels about you; if they say she only likes you as a friend and stuff like that, it'll be hard to get involved cuz she may fear 'losing you as a friend' (<- yeah that played out excuse).


..lets see .. I don't see her much ,but when we do see each other , it's constant eye contact , i didn't even know i would have seen her lastnight , me and my fren was just there , and she came along .. :) I don't know dog , I just couldn't take being someone she says "sup " to , and gone .. i want it all .. well, ladies love their eye-contact but from all the female friends I have that is just the norm. they connect better in conversations with eye-contact so I wouldn't take that as a sign that she wants you or whatever.


Good luck homie

[SeattleSonics]

Seymour im the man i get and want hot girls, but im in love with a girl thats not really hot but just cute. This girl is in love with me but do i want to lose time with her when i could fall in love with a dyme or jump on this girl and be thanking for her? I got a connection with her i usually dont get but if i get with her i feel like im wasting what i got...

[Seymour Cake]

Seymour im the man i get and want hot girls, but im in love with a girl thats not really hot but just cute. This girl is in love with me but do i want to lose time with her when i could fall in love with a dyme or jump on this girl and be thanking for her? I got a connection with her i usually dont get but if i get with her i feel like im wasting what i got...
Right, 1st of all - take a step back and check your ego.

It sounds to me like your one cocky mufucka, and not that confidence isnt a bad thing, just too much of it can hurt. There's a thin line between confidence and arrogance.

Anyway, you are who are you and you like who you are - and so do the fine ladies. The first question ya need to answer is; do you want a steady girlfriend? It sounds to me like you're enjoyin pullin the hot chicks but this one 'cute' girl has taken your fancy. There is obviously somethin different about this girl, something special that makes you want her and only her more than anyone else. So you're faced with multiple choices;

The thing ya need to consider is; you won't be "wasting" what you have, you'll be sharing it with somebody you obviously care about a lot... and the feeling is mutual, she likes you a lot too. You could either a) forget about the girl and chase more honeys or b) take up and start a relationship with this girl. You're gonna have to choose one and let the girl know this sooner rather than later.

If you 2 are already friends, its the best basis for a relationship EVER. But what if you 2 get together and things dont work out? You still gonna be friends? (It isn't easy).

My ADVICE to you is to take a long, hard think about what is more important to you; chicks that are a dime a dozen or this "special" one. I think the choice is obvious; go for the relationship. If anything, it'll let yourself know how much you truly think about this girl... and if things don't work out as YOU had planned, let her know and you can get back to playing the field. If you're young (which I'm assuming you are), a relationship with a girl is very healthy. The bottom line is, though, if you do get with this girl - take things VERY, VERY SLOWLY (<<- I can't stress that enough) because if things dont work out in the beginning, your friendship could be fucked, so take things calm and be sure to let her know what you're thinking at all times. You don't want to get hurt, I'm sure, so also be sure to know how she's feeling about the r/ship.

Good luck, homie.

[Syck_Flowz]

SEYMOUR...........*SOBBING*WILL I EVER FIND A GOOD JOB*SOBBING*

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO NAW IM J/KIDDIN YA PAL IM JUST MAKING JOKES OF THOSE COMMERCIALS U SEE AT NIGHT ABOUT PSYCHICS AN SHIT.LOL JUST WIPE ME FROM THE RECORD.

O YEA SEATTLE SONICS I KNOW U DIDN'T ASK ME O NE THING BUT GODDAMN ANY WOMEN U WANT EITHER U GOT A HUGE DICK OR AN OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION.WICHEVER ONE DO WHAT U DO CUZ I KNOW I WILL....PROPS FROM ME FOR EVERYBODY JUST FOR BEING YOU KEEP IT UP..


AND TO ALL THE HATERS :massacre: :raygun: DOUBLE TEAMIN THEM FUCK EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM BORED AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SeattleSonics]

Seymour i aint got a big dick i just be nice lookin and im not young im 20. but ive been playin it slow for the last 2 months spendin every other day with her. But i dont want to bring this girl around my family or friends they be like what you doin with a girl like her. I aint goin to hit it until shes my gf i aint the type that just gets with girls that aint his gf. And you know im ready to get some from her, but im not goin to put it to a girl that aint my girl i aint no man slut.

[MOST_HATED]

1) You COULD wait but it'll just keep gettin at ya and annoyin ya in my opinion.
2) Seems like a sensible idea... if it aint just a fuck you're after (you HAVE to be 100% sure that you just dont wanna hit her for bein damn sexy) then you're faced with 2 options... tell her how you really feel, explain that you love being her friend and appreciate her as a friend but that you'd like to take it one step further... tell her you'd like to see how you are and how you fit as a couple - ask for a few 'dates' without going anywhere in a sexual manner and see how she feels about it. If not you know you tried, if she likes it then happy days. Its hard to swallow your pride to set you up for explaining this to her, I know but PLZ do NOT do it when you are High or drunk... it'll only make things worst.

You gotta be 100% that you wanna get involved tho... but remember the best relationships usually start out with ppl being close friends first.

the 2nd choice is to ask her close friends how she feels about you; if they say she only likes you as a friend and stuff like that, it'll be hard to get involved cuz she may fear 'losing you as a friend' (<- yeah that played out excuse).


well, ladies love their eye-contact but from all the female friends I have that is just the norm. they connect better in conversations with eye-contact so I wouldn't take that as a sign that she wants you or whatever.


Good luck homie oh , she is not really my friend ...thanks for your help tho

[Seymour Cake]

bumpity bump

[sanke4life]

hey, this is for all the girls who r in uk or usa or have the uk/usa acsent. i mean would u go out with a guy who can speak English but doesnt have that uk/usa acsent and do u like guys who come from africa?

[Seymour Cake]

hey, this is for all the girls who r in uk or usa or have the uk/usa acsent. i mean would u go out with a guy who can speak English but doesnt have that uk/usa acsent and do u like guys who come from africa?
Well I cant help ya out, as you said.

Ladies, help this dude out!

[White Chocolate]

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