View Full Version : ever caught a nigga strokin???
Playboysoldier
July 28th, 2005, 01:35 AM
this one time i was with my boy and we were going to his house so he can get his paycheck and go to the bank. well he lives with his uncle and dad and their 2 cousins. his uncle is like in his late 20's. so we opened up the front door and his uncle was jackin to some gang bang porn shit in the living room. his uncle was tryin to pull up his pants and he fell off the couch and was waddling on the ground like a duck still tryin to get them bitches up. me and my boy died laughin. i had tears in my eyes. anyone ever been in an awkward position like that or seen some crazy shit like that.
Magic City
July 28th, 2005, 01:39 AM
.................................................. .................................................. .......:smh:
nate_nate04
July 28th, 2005, 01:43 AM
imao. lol
i`M [A] hUS[T]LA
July 28th, 2005, 01:46 AM
.........lol wtf another porky thread haha
Khemikal
July 28th, 2005, 01:46 AM
anyone agree wityh me when i say gay thread...
Playboysoldier
July 28th, 2005, 02:04 AM
relax u homophobes this wus a joke. i felt like makin a porky thread. shit its 3am in the morning and aint nothin else to do and porky's latest post just made me wanna make something ridiculous. but this story could be fact or fiction
lagme
July 28th, 2005, 10:07 AM
sum guy in a movie theatre
Da_iLLeSt
July 28th, 2005, 10:25 AM
yeah some fukken bum on the bus... sick shit...
Bryan
July 28th, 2005, 10:27 AM
eww...no and i hope i neva will
Mill354
July 28th, 2005, 10:37 AM
a my nigga that aint no joke your story 2 detailed , anyway that shit aint gay it natural, that shit is funny ass hell when yo ass get caught
me and my homeboy where coming back from walmart and heading back to the dorm, he bought lot of groceries so im helpin him and shit ,we open the dorm room, what do we have here, his roomate put the covers on his legs quick ass hell but he still had the porno on the computer, we walked right outside busted on laughin tears in my eyes man
Another one my homeboy told me same situation he was coming back from working out , he open the dorm room he roomate jumped on the bed quick ass hell superman style , look at him and said whats up, then silence all you heard was moaning and shit coming from the computer boy WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT DONT PLAY THAT SHIT OFF YOU JUST GOT CAUGHT NIGGA HAHAHAHAHAHA
Playboysoldier
July 28th, 2005, 02:50 PM
lmao thats funny and yea my story is true it happend in april when my and my boy skipped school and was plannin to go to cocoa beach with a bunch of ppl and we needed to buy food and shit so we needed to go to his house and get the check and thats how it started.
SEX~IS~A~WEAPON
July 28th, 2005, 02:57 PM
eww...no and i hope i neva will
stop your fucking lying I caught u nigga http://pages.cthome.net/postroad/iconsex-poundit.gif
hi bryan :)
Bumpy Knucklez
July 28th, 2005, 03:02 PM
aint never caught no one beatin off but i got caught twice. haha
Dirty_Glove_Ent.313
July 28th, 2005, 05:17 PM
bahaha @ this thread
Playboysoldier
July 28th, 2005, 06:10 PM
aint never caught no one beatin off but i got caught twice. haha
LMAO!!!!!
...$lowPoke...
July 28th, 2005, 07:23 PM
http://pages.cthome.net/postroad/iconsex-poundit.gif
ROFL!!!!!:shit_happ
G-unitworldorder
July 28th, 2005, 10:02 PM
never caught anyone and never has been caught
Tha Dangerous Mind
July 28th, 2005, 10:19 PM
bahaha @ this thread
Real Talk......
DA KING OF VA
July 28th, 2005, 10:36 PM
never caught anyone and never has been caught
Fasho pimp..........
ariginalemcee
July 28th, 2005, 11:04 PM
lol this a funny ass thread I ain't never caught nobody tho
J Easy
July 28th, 2005, 11:39 PM
i caught my college roommate jackin
Z-Tune
July 29th, 2005, 10:21 AM
LMAO @ the first post
EJonLam
July 29th, 2005, 01:12 PM
i've never got anyone but my girlfriend told me that the other day she walked out of her room into the computer room and her bro suddenly closed something on the computer and hid under the desk and tried to button his pants... she just walked out grossed out but was bustin up laughin
jspkt2002
July 29th, 2005, 01:39 PM
yea i caught my friends roomate coming home from class, my friend unlocking the door and we heard someone running and we bust in and the tv was on static and he was standing in the middle of the floor with his pants half on, he tried to play it off like"wuz up yall, it's hot in here" i was crying laughing
bigsqueeze
July 29th, 2005, 01:45 PM
Junior year in high school on the bus on the way to a game with the GIRLS basketball team....a guy in a pickup truck next to the bus was stroking himself like no one else was on the road. When he looked over and saw about 30 pairs of eyes looking at his dumb ass, he almost wrecked that damn truck trying to put his dick back in his pants!!
OutKasted_One
July 29th, 2005, 05:13 PM
SEE! you HAVE watched porn w. a man!
gekoe
July 29th, 2005, 10:20 PM
nurrrrrrp
Kingofscrewston
July 29th, 2005, 10:31 PM
eww...no and i hope i neva will
SMOKEY_187
July 29th, 2005, 10:32 PM
Junior year in high school on the bus on the way to a game with the GIRLS basketball team....a guy in a pickup truck next to the bus was stroking himself like no one else was on the road. When he looked over and saw about 30 pairs of eyes looking at his dumb ass, he almost wrecked that damn truck trying to put his dick back in his pants!!
bahaha
[H]aZe[D]
July 30th, 2005, 08:49 AM
I remember i was in some internet cafe once. And then this nigga next to me was searching porn, and he was sittin real low. And then he started to make noises and shit, and was like shakin. Then he went to the bathroom for like 10 minutes. I was like the fuck ?!
usher
July 30th, 2005, 01:19 PM
haha hella crazy thread :shit_happ yeah man i caught some dude pounding at da beach and i was wtf why u doing that loser if u so desperate why not go ask one of them fine girls out!
Burnt-half-wheat
July 30th, 2005, 11:55 PM
thats dirty ....but jks ...and i hope i never do
doonovin
July 31st, 2005, 01:53 AM
lmao
doonovin
July 31st, 2005, 01:56 AM
my dad told me a story about a guy that got arrested in winter garden, fl his pants were down by his ankles and kept putting in money at the car wash vacuum so he could get his nut LMFAO true story
xxxVENUMxxx
August 1st, 2005, 02:56 AM
this one time i was with my boy and we were going to his house so he can get his paycheck and go to the bank. well he lives with his uncle and dad and their 2 cousins. his uncle is like in his late 20's. so we opened up the front door and his uncle was jackin to some gang bang porn shit in the living room. his uncle was tryin to pull up his pants and he fell off the couch and was waddling on the ground like a duck still tryin to get them bitches up. me and my boy died laughin. i had tears in my eyes. anyone ever been in an awkward position like that or seen some crazy shit like that.
GAYEST THREAD EVER!!!!^^^^^^^^^
The-MMMOS
August 1st, 2005, 02:59 AM
I was like 12, and it was like 3 in the morning i woke up to get some water, and i caught my uncle, i was like wtf, and i just went into my room, and starting laughing my ass back to sleep, and when i woke i told my other uncle, and we've teased his ass ever since
Playboysoldier
August 1st, 2005, 06:47 PM
GAYEST THREAD EVER!!!!^^^^^^^^^
if its so gay then dont post in it u fuckin cock sucking bastard. if you post in a gay thread then wut does that make u???????????? GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seymour Cake
August 1st, 2005, 06:49 PM
no thank fuck!
s64life
August 3rd, 2005, 01:28 AM
ha ha this is a funny thread big up to the man dem who started this. I would smack the dog shit out of a nigga if I see him JERKING off & buy him a FAKE pussy so he can at least say he fucked something ha ha! NO-HOMO DUNNY
JuicyJ_3ds
August 3rd, 2005, 01:32 AM
i hope a chick started this thread wtf is this shit
glocktimus prime
August 3rd, 2005, 12:19 PM
funny sit mane. Haven't really caught anyone but I found midget porn on this niggas computer. We put the sound off and put that shit on replay and left. MAD embarrassed when he seen that screen HAHAHA
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