Cockblocked? :(

[PLAYBOY™]

ayo,just wonderin how yall react wen your cockblocked,also,all tha otha threads are talkin bout how,where,when u got sum,so im doin tha oppisite and makin a thread bout wen u DIDNT gotten some..
personally,it neva happened to me..idk wut i would do..wen a nigga wants his buns a nigga wants his buns..if a nigga dont get his buns then a nigga gets angry..
but i aint gonna front,i WOULD cockblock someone (i dont give a fuck,its not me) and wen it happens to ma niggas i think its mad funny to see they reaction


1.you ever got cockblocked?
2.have u ever cockblocked someone else?
3.if u was,wut did u do/what would u do if it happened?

share ya unfortunate cockblockin stories wit us!

[Confusion]

ayo,just wonderin how yall react wen your cockblocked,also,all tha otha threads are talkin bout how,where,when u got sum,so im doin tha oppisite and makin a thread bout wen u DIDNT gotten some..
personally,it neva happened to me..idk wut i would do..wen a nigga wants his buns a nigga wants his buns..if a nigga dont get his buns then a nigga gets angry..
but i aint gonna front,i WOULD cockblock someone (i dont give a fuck,its not me) and wen it happens to ma niggas i think its mad funny to see they reaction


1.you ever got cockblocked?
2.have u ever cockblocked someone else?
3.if u was,wut did u do/what would u do if it happened?

share ya unfortunate cockblockin stories wit us! I got cockblocked but the story is too long for me to type out...

All I can say is, if the guy that was cock-blockin' wasn't 3 times my size, I would've whooped his ass LOL.

Damn that bitch was fine too :(.

[PLAYBOY™]

lol damn man

[PLAYBOY™]

no one else got cockblockin stories???

[YungWun1]

haha i got a funny ass story bout myself gettin cock-blocked....

1) & 3): yes...i been cb'd...one day in skoo...we had exams so we could get out early so me & ma gurl had planned to roll out wit each other by ourselves so im head on outside to ma whip & my 2 niggas is jus waitin outside my ride like dey rollin wit me without ma permission!!! dem niggas wanted to go 2 da gameshop & walmart 2... i said nah niggas yall GK'ins (GameKillin) & CBin(CockBlockin)...dey didn't give a fuck & i kept tellin dem dat me & ma gurl is chillin....dey didn't give a fuck so i had to take dey black asses & ma gurl ended up takin her friend too so it wuz bout 5 people in ma whip when it wuz only planned to be 2 people....

luckily i came up wit an idea....i jus decided to drop off all dey asses at home within the next hour & finally it wuz jus me & ma gurl....we wuz all alone like it had planned to b but we had no time to do nun so we wuz jus talkin in a whip & found a spot 2 chill & started gettin intimate wit words & den dat wuz gonna lead into touching (which it did a lil bit) but then sumthin happened........

while me & ma gurl wuz parked....my otha nigga & his chick rolled up in his whip and wuz tryna talk to me & ma gurl so i got CB'ed twice in 1 day & imma never 4get dat day...but me & dis gurl are still friends but are tryna make it go further till dis day haha...

2): i can't recall a time when i CB'ed anyone but if i get a chance imma CB dem niggas dat got me haha

but i aint never gon 4get dat day

[ariginalemcee]

My ass stay gettin cock blocked I got alot of stories but this one really sticks out in my mind cause it was my best friend that cock blocked me cause he wanted the chic I was with...


It was my best friend's birthday so i'm like aight we gonna hook up with these 2 girls and celebrate, the one chic wanted to hook up with me and I wanted some that day i'm like aight that's whats up so we ridin around lookin for somethin to do the chic like let's get a room...I ain't really want to cause I know once I do that my boy gonna feel left out cause the chics wasn't really feelin him like that he was bein all stiff in the ass, so we got the room, he was the only one old enough to get the room so he went in there got the room paid 80 bucks for it on his b-day...we get in there not even 5 minutes later me and this chic laid up in the bed makin out and him and the other girl on the other side of the room lookin dumb as hell and he was mad I could sense it i'm like aight his game gonna kick in I know my nigga gonna handle that...well I proceed to fuck with this girl, pull the rubber out and I guess they heard me open it cause they both just got heated he go flyin out the room and the chic is right behind him hulk slammin the door and shit...the girl i'm with goes out there talk to them, come to find out he liked the chic i'm with so it just got real akward from there...we went out to the mall for a while i'm thinkin shit can get better he might loosen up try to get at the other chic but I don't think they said 2 words to each other the whole time...went back to the room tried again but he got even madder went out to his whip and just sat there heated and I was like man I can't do my boy like that on his birthday so bottomline I ain't get no ass that night cause I ain't wanna do my dude dirty after he payed for the room and shit, so I think we all played Uno or some shit that night lol...it was dumb tho cause I wanted to fuck the girl real bad

[Porky]

Have you ever been cockblocked (about to fuck someone but something/someone prevented you from doing it)? If so post when and what happened.

[Talamantez]

NA I GET AROUND :)

[doonovin]

porky on some real shit i just made that thread about 10 hours ago hence.....
http://www.realestniggas.com/board/showthread.php?t=202480
im just sayin

[i`M [A] hUS[T]LA]

hhahah nobody cock blocks me shit if they dope they get fucked up :-D

[Z-Tune]

hUS[T]LA']hhahah nobody cock blocks me shit if they dope they get fucked up :-D
wordz

[Da American Dream]

make me VIP please

[me2]

..by johova? witness, they cockblocked me kinda of, they delay me really with there long ass conversation, asking me questions like "who/how/when created the planets/stars/people-life" when my chick at the time was just in the other room waiting for me ready 2 go...when i told her she was luaghing..

and by my ex-girls cousin..me and my ex where getting down to business ...im stepping up 2 the plate and the fucking phones rings and its cousin telling her that parents are looking and that she needed to go home right away...what a bitch

[ariginalemcee]

My best friend cock blocked me...it was his birthday I hit these 2 girls up and told them we wanted to chill and I had planned on fucking the one girl cause she wanted to fuck me and I was tryin to put my homeboy on the other one but that shit ain't work out like I planned...we got a room and me and homegirl started makin out and my boy and the other chic was on the other bed just sittin there lookin stupid so we went out to the mall and I talked to my boy, the chic talked to her girl...my boy ended up tellin me that he wanted to hook up with the girl I was with but I told him to get at the other chic cause she was feelin him, just so I could get my freak on...then we went back to the room and tried again, they ain't say nothin to us so I pulled the rubber out, I guess they heard me open it or somethin cause my boy stormed out the room and drove off and the other girl went behind him and the girl I was with went after them and i'm just layin there with my dick all hard and shit with no bitch...so we got them to come back and we ended up talkin and playin Uno, like a year and a half ago and I still be mad bout that shit

[ßųşŧą Ņůţ]

^^ you got to play UNO THO!! that games bangin :smh:

:shit_happ next time just tell ur friend to go home and take both bitches :woot:

[aurelius]

Had a female in my room and one of my roommates comes in tryin to fuck with me cuz he thought I was passed out. I got his ass back though.

[J Rippa]

i was spitting game to this girl and her female friend came "Cockblocking" but we work things out and i went with both "not at the same time"

[TriThreatNicca]

haha...........i was playin checkers at P.A.L with this new worker at the job, talkin 2 her and shit right??.........so this girl that work there comes and be like....."shouldnt you be watchin the kids????" and No NO No.....it did not happend one time........lol it happed 3 times....lol wow............its all good though......theres always tommorow....u know!!!

[TriThreatNicca]

KEEP IT UP.......LOL I GOTTA HEAR SOME MORE STORIES....LOL SHIT IS 2 FUNNY.......

[Da_iLLeSt]

i cocke------ed this foo cuz he was carryin and he didnt wanna tell my girl and her trifling ass was gonna fukk him raw... so i told her, her ex wanted her back (which was true) and she never got with that fukker... and got back with her ex...

[FranBiz]

my friend cockblocks all da time. now i know better if i have a chick around dont bring her around him unless she is officially my girlfriend cuz dat nigga will cockblock

[...$lowPoke...]

her momz came home... dunno if dat's a cockblock, but i wuz mad... scraped my damn shin tryna flee the scene... werd...

[i`M [A] hUS[T]LA]

haha lmao @ ppl's stories i feel sorry for you kids lol

[JT031]

i was fuckin my ex in my cousins room and next thing i know i see my uncle walkin into the yard through the blinds and i aint even get my nut i was pissed i had to get dreesed in less than 20 seconds and he always fucks wit me about it a year and a half later

[Jroc99]

yeah this one time i was finna fuck this chick im talkin bout we were walkin up tha stairs then this dude ui was beefin with yell ay Jamal yo old lady lookin for you

[stlbrotha21]

one time I was with this chick and we was in the basement sposed to be playin pool but they was a bed down there so we got bored with pool real quick and just as she's sarting to suck me her grandma starts to come down and we told her we was lookin at old famly photo albums cuz they happened to be there and so i had to sit there hard lookin at old ass pics of this bitches family--then she got back wit her ex and i neva hit it

That was 2 years ago, but about 2 months ago this chick i work wit got her a house on her own and i started goin over there afta work a little bit and her fuckin roommate would ever leave us alone for more than 2 seconds--luckily, 3 weeks lata she hooked her friend up wit a man and i hit it a couple a times--she turned out to be a shallow whore though

[pizzzz]

if someone was tryin to prevent it fuck them id do it in front of them....nah never been cockblocked

[Tha Dangerous Mind]

I got a plan for them cock blocking bitches......a desperate homeboy who'll fuck anything as long as it has a pussy.....He's like a human can of "Bitch-Be-Gone"....

[~BALLER~]

Too many cockblocker in my school, too many story to mention.

[0pium]

IGHT IGHT LISTEN... IM in the car wit diz bangin bitch... 1 time seen her... my boyz get out of the car... im alone wit her in the back we start kissin she starts feelin on me i start fingerin da bitch... she comez up openz my zipper... right when her lipz on my dick... 1 of my niggz openz the car door!!! then she pullz bak... and iz like i dont trust this place...
... So we go 2 her place...
Get me rubber from the same nigg that cockeblocked me a sec ago... we go in her houze straight 2 her room... all my boyz go in the broom wit diz other girl leavin me alone again... we go on a 69 position... she starts again... while im starin at that PHAT ASS... the same nigga comez out of the broom and jumpz on the bed!!! so i had 2 wait till the next day... i still got that though

[youalreadyknow]

never that , the boy too smart for all that, i play the cards right . aint no onne can get in the way

[Chuck-Taylor]

aight well i figured i had to write about this shit

i was in my dorm room and my roommate had gone out to a party. so this chick (who i just met through my roommate) comes to my room and we chillin. like we watchin 2fast2furious and we talkin then the chick asks for a back massage. i told her i would give her a whole body massage if she got nude. so we goin back and forth and she showin me her tatoos that right above her pussy. so i end up giving her a massage but only on her back. then we move to my bed (yea i gave her a massage on my roommates bed) and the chick is sitting on top of me. then we fucking around or w/e kissing and shit so we turn off the lights and shit and she wondering whether or not she should be doing this. so we figured we would fuck and then knock knock it my drunk roommate and his mexican friend and they bring like 3 more drunk motherfuckers into the room. i was pissed like shit.

oh yea this just happened within the last two hours.

[Aclikyano]

*Blasts Tupac Instrumental* I get around..........................................

[M©ΩΣyM©τivaτ©r]

One time me and one of my niggas had got these hotel rooms. He knew these five chicks(one of em was his) and invited them to come and chill. Three more of our dawgs came too. So we in the 'tellie chillin, smokin, and pourin up da drank. The rest of my dawgs ain't got game like me so they wasn't all upon them hoes. I was flirting with all the bitches tryna see which one i could beat that nite. so one of the chicks is dangling on my balls so i knew i was fucking. my home who went in on the rooms went back to his room with his girl leaving us niggas with the chicks. thats 8 people in the room.
so im waiting for everybody to go to sleep so i can cut. eventually everybody go to sleep like around 3 and one of my dawgs decide to stay up watchin tv and shit. i had her on the ground at the foot of the bed and he was sleepin at the foot of the bed. i was tryin to tell that nigga to go to sleep so i can fuck you know what im saying " i don't need a damn audience for the performance". i don't think he went to sleep but he rolled over and "played" sleep. i think he heard though cuz he was askin bout the shit the next morning.
I was cocke------ed but still succeeded.