funniest sex experience

[DaRkCrY]

im a virgin so i cant sey anything fo dis lol

[siccmayd480]

one night when I was drunk, seems like all my storys start out that way, anyway I fucced the ugly girl that everyone always hated on---but the funny part is, I took her home, snuck her into my room, and she then said she had to piss--well only being 16, I didnt want my moms to know what was going on cuz the bathroom was right by her room, so I told her to piss in a cup and she did---and yeah I dumped the piss outside the window after and threw the cup out in the morning

[DaRkCrY]

one night when I was drunk, seems like all my storys start out that way, anyway I fucced the ugly girl that everyone always hated on---but the funny part is, I took her home, snuck her into my room, and she then said she had to piss--well only being 16, I didnt want my moms to know what was going on cuz the bathroom was right by her room, so I told her to piss in a cup and she did---and yeah I dumped the piss outside the window after and threw the cup out in the morning

lmao dat shyt iz hilarious!

[mac292oh10]

i'll be honest...... i was 14 and hooked up with this chick from school....well long story short i was a virgin and young and never got a blowjob before....as soon she deepthroated my did i busted right in her mouth....:eek:

[DaRkCrY]

i'll be honest...... i was 14 and hooked up with this chick from school....well long story short i was a virgin and young and never got a blowjob before....as soon she deepthroated my did i busted right in her mouth....:eek:

lmao

[cannon845]

Last summer i was getin head from this white chick,he foster mom is like 29 shes 17 so the bitch is goin in on my shit,he mom comes down, yellin n shit, "what r u doin, this, that n the third,. she tells the chick 2 go up stairs becuz she wants 2 have a word with me, She come out on sum move shit, "i though the only reson you were comin hear was for me" sothe bitch keeps talkin about how shes up set that her dauter wood do this and how she wanted to pop off with me, the mom ends up givin me head after a half anour convorsation. Funny....but scared the fuckin shit out of me.....lol talk about mind games

[mac292oh10]

Last summer i was getin head from this white chick,he foster mom is like 29 shes 17 so the bitch is goin in on my shit,he mom comes down, yellin n shit, "what r u doin, this, that n the third,. she tells the chick 2 go up stairs becuz she wants 2 have a word with me, She come out on sum move shit, "i though the only reson you were comin hear was for me" sothe bitch keeps talkin about how shes up set that her dauter wood do this and how she wanted to pop off with me, the mom ends up givin me head after a half anour convorsation. Funny....but scared the fuckin shit out of me.....lol talk about mind games

hahahaha....which on was betta????lmao

[76xCLUMZY-Gx11]

i had sex behind da church, well i wuz goin to have sex but then wat do u kno, this dude ridin a bike comes by n started watchin me rubbin down my gf at the time. then he says that he's a priest n wat i wuz doin wuz wrong so he sended us away. then my gf n i went across the street into my mom's car where she wuz in church, n wuz doin our thang then next thang u kno my mom n sis wuz standin by the car window watchin. they weren't happy that they're son was worshipping a pussy. lolz.

[the_lamborghini_kid]

i'll be honest...... i was 14 and hooked up with this chick from school....well long story short i was a virgin and young and never got a blowjob before....as soon she deepthroated my did i busted right in her mouth....:eek:

nssnsnsnns.....goood icon to use too

[DaRkCrY]

Bump

[DaRkCrY]

bump

[Aclikyano]

that le-ocean chica I was talkin bout .. HAHAH funny checc it..
she about 5' 3 (shorty) n she gave me dome nice dome after I blazed tha pussy

n (she kinda ducked) so INSTEAD OF BUSTIN on her .... that shit went FLYIN over her HEAD skipped her HAIR and WENT ALL OVER HER SHIRT and PANTS. :sweatdrop

[MOST_HATED]

I couldn't get my dick up for a hooker ,she was suckin my dick ,then she said "yuh hood dead ??" .. she got frustrated and left me ,it was a waste of $1000 JA

[MtL sOulDjA]

i had sex behind da church, well i wuz goin to have sex but then wat do u kno, this dude ridin a bike comes by n started watchin me rubbin down my gf at the time. then he says that he's a priest n wat i wuz doin wuz wrong so he sended us away. then my gf n i went across the street into my mom's car where she wuz in church, n wuz doin our thang then next thang u kno my mom n sis wuz standin by the car window watchin. they weren't happy that they're son was worshipping a pussy. lolz.

hahahhahahahaha, man that must of been some crazy shit, sounds pretty funny

[Chuck-Taylor]

i was gettn dome in my school library by sum chick w/ a boyfriend. sum chick sittn diagonal to use saw the chick and told all these people a week later the chick bf wantd to fight me or watever i was like i aint gon fight you but i ended up fight my boy who told him dumb shit is the dude still w/ the gurl and this happened last may 2004

unfortunately the chick would swallow my kids then go kiss the nigga so i won in the end

[ariginalemcee]

It was my homeboys birthday and he wasn't real nice when it came to gettin chics so I hit these 2 girls up asked them to chill and we got a motel room that he paid for on his b-day, he liked the chic that liked me but me and the girl was already messin around while him and the other girl was on the other side of the room lookin stupid, we weren't in the room for like 5 minutes and me and the girl was under the sheets...she was beatin me off and the blanket came off the bed so it was only some real thin sheets and my dick was pokin out thru the sheets it was like makin a tent and we ain't notice for a minute then the chic noticed and I looked over and my boy and the other chic was just sittin there lookin at me like wtf is yall doin...so now this chic be callin me the tent maker lol.

[PiMpDaWg23]

when i was drunk and my gurls mom was 2 and i went over and she told me that f i dont let her give me head i couldnt c my gurl anymore so i did........gurl still dont no.......so i can do da mom whenever ha.......... :shit_happ

[x-confuzzeld]

that le-ocean chica I was talkin bout .. HAHAH funny checc it..
she about 5' 3 (shorty) n she gave me dome nice dome after I blazed tha pussy

n (she kinda ducked) so INSTEAD OF BUSTIN on her .... that shit went FLYIN over her HEAD skipped her HAIR and WENT ALL OVER HER SHIRT and PANTS. :sweatdrop
lol, imagin duckin! she must b scared of that shit, or thot u wer tryin 2 kill her or sum shit

[denniegst]

my ex was suckin on my dick and when i was aobut to nut i was ike "ey ima nut on ur face like dem pornos" she was down for it... so when i was aobut to nut i pulled it out of her mouth jus in time cuz id started to nut and when it came out the first few squirt went up her nose, the rest all over her face... as i pulled aways she blow out then mojo juice out of her nose onto the carpet..alot of it too. haha we started crackin up like crazy