What do you call "IT"?

[kcmisses]

I know that everybody has a name for their dick/pussy so what do you call yours? Or maybe you dont have a name for it but your significant other does. What's it called? And why is it called that?

I call my pussy MISSES and the meaning behind it is.....of course MISS means unmarried lady and MRS. means married lady. well with the pronunciation of one and the spelling of the other gives it versatility. In other words you dont own shit so there is no need in asking "whose is it" cause its not yours. I loaned it to you for the time being, had you thinking its yours, but if the shit aint right then Im stepping out.

[Flight23]

i call my dick anything but my dick

[perfectlyenvious]

I don't have a pet name for others nor do others have a pet name for me. However, I do refer to all penises as "lil winkys".

[CRUNK85]

King Kong .. nah im jokin

[Bryan]

i jus call it dick

[Confusion]

i jus call it dick

[OutKasted_One]

Mr. Snuggles... if ya'll had girls i think they'd prolly name it for you...

But seriously my has been named PePé Catharsis by two different girls... Pepe by a now ex GF and Catharsis by this girl who i was kickin it to but who never even met Pepé....Catharsis is some psych term she learned in class... i'd enlighten you all but i don't feel like it...

But i figure the next one to get up close and personal will rename "IT"

[J Easy]

lil' easy

[MuShEhDi RULEZ]

here in uk we call it our 'piece'

[۩SnowMan۩Cheaa۩]

Anaconda

[Chuck-Taylor]

one jawn i use to mess w/ called it a WMD
my current gurl just call it "it"

oh yea and fuck the tar heels blue devils 4 life

[M©ΩΣyM©τivaτ©r]

what kinda loser names their dick. women call me king dingaling

[SHE`z S0 [S]iNCERE]

i call minez ill na na ... ;] .

[Ðāßėsť]

I dont, I think that shit is corny...

[GreatD]

haha bruce almighty some 1 once called a dick

[Jules Winnfield]

I don't have a name for it....I just refer to it as "my joint"....I dunno why....

[Mike2001]

i jus call it dick

[lpz213]

the donkey, i got this name from this one bitch and the other bitches agree. this bitch that i fucked
told my homies.

[desperado_732]

cockasaurus, cocknormous, cockzilla, my dick

[Simon_Taylor]

My Penis

[Aclikyano]

Dick!


why people worried about what other peoplz callin they dicK!?
seems homo to me. LOL (PROPS anyways kid)

LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT AY FELLAZ!?
(cuz theaz mad fellaz goin be callin they dick this n that and I aint tryna hea that.!) lol
WHAT DO YOU CALL PUSSY !? haha.... :sweatdrop
I call it tha KittyCat ...

show me a pic homita

[desperado_732]

na na, cooch, pussy

[whoyou]

My girl calls my dick ,"soldier"

[KarmelFlamez]

LMAO at Bruce almighty....

hmm...maybe small soldier...

Keep da name George...

[Fresh82]

willie wonka and the white chocolate facotry ha i ont name mah dick but it sure makes gurls say mines

[StrictlyNegocios]

My Jimmy, my johnson, my chorizo, my salami, my man meat...

[~BALLER~]

Toy soldier

[$YoungandBallin$]

I dont have a name for mines, I just refer to it as ( My JimeY) lol but i was 2 give it a name i'd be like Mandingo Fearless warrior lmao, how 2 be a playa who remeber dat movie

[PLAYBOY™]

Ma Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccckkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!

[~God-Son~]

dick/pussy/penis/vagina/sex

[PiMpDaWg23]

Big Long Hairy John!!!!!!!!!!!!

[White Chocolate]

King Kong .. nah im jokin

LMFAO @ King Kong.

Ive never named my own shit or anyone elses anything, and dont recall anyone giving mine a pet name.

[Gurry]

"THE SASQUATCH"
hahaha, if yall dont no what a sasquatch is thats what big foot is i think.

[...$lowPoke...]

call me weird, but i call my dick "Ma Nigga" lol he iz ma friend, cuz if it wasn't for him, life wouldn't be tha same....
either that or i call it pipe

[LBKeepinItGully0430]

lol muh sista calls her shit peaches and cream
muh cuzinz calls dere "things" congo lol but me i dont have a name on no regular muh hubby jus b lyke gimme dat pussy lol

I Keeps It Gully

[boyham]

monty

[boyham]

as in python

[GB15]

my meat