Ever been caught beating off?

[naahdude]

Have any of you ever been caught beating your meat?

If so, when, where and who caught you?

I can honestly say that I've never been caught. A few close calls, but never caught.

[kill ur self]

haa nahh kid

[Great_Lake_Ruler]

nah.....

[MtL sOulDjA]

i had 2 REALLY close ones but never got caught

[PLAYBOY™]

neva..i been caught watchin porn,i was about to beat,but ma dad stopped me (Thank GOD)

idk..i would rather get caught fuckin a chick..cuz if u get caught spankin off,thats pathetic,like,if ima get caught,catch me fuckin someone else,not my hand

[c-low]

nope...never...

[trappadawg]

neva..i been caught watchin porn,i was about to beat,but ma dad stopped me (Thank GOD)

idk..i would rather get caught fuckin a chick..cuz if u get caught spankin off,thats pathetic,like,if ima get caught,catch me fuckin someone else,not my handha ha ha ah ah ah ahahaahahha ahaha lmao ,

uhhmmm hmm hmmm,

dunno if i've ever got caught cause i think my brother did but he didnt say any thing when he opened my door , i was under the cover so i played it off.

[datoriginalplayboy]

never been caught

[MILZ]

nope not even close calls

[jasonblaque]

Neva

[Mike2001]

haa nahh kid

[imthatguy]

Neva

[THC]

never caught red handed

[THA REALE$T CRACKA]

Nope Neva Ben Caught, But Ben Close To Getting Caught

[sHoToFF]

got caught fuckin my grl but not spankin it....

[EmAn193]

ahh man i never been caught but i know my friend did cause he told me when time he was beating off in his room and he was going off fa like 10 mins and when he was about to come his mom opened the door to his room asking hiim what he wants to eat and she saw when he came alll over the place...when he told me i was laughing my ass off that shit was crazyy

[Soul Assassin]

got caught fuckin my grl but not spankin it....

[Juvenile818]

ive never been caught...........



and i never will :)



june 18 is my bday party.. ima fuck this virgin

wish my luck so i wont get caught fuckin her man

[Jae Mel]

yea but it was coll cuz i was fuckin a chick and i was bout to nut on da gurl face and her mom opened the door and saw me beatin off gettin ready to nut then her mom closed the door and opened it again and i was nuttin over her

[PiMpDaWg23]

i beat caught when i waz watchin sramble porn by my older sister!!!!

[wtf!wtf?]

HAHA funny story..i was scratching(not beating off) and my grandma walks in and lets out a yelp and closes the door.thinking i was jackin off.i was like shit..talk about awkward

[||TWiStED||]

prob 1 close call beating it off, but never been caught

but i was havin sex at my mates n he walked in, so the chick told him to join in. typical porno scenario ey...

[noeyebrows91]

never caught red handed



Neva caught white handed.................lol

[brownsugrr]

that would be some embarrassing ish! i walked in on a home boy once.. he got mad and i was lmao..

[$YoungandBallin$]

Lol American pie comes to mind,

[Tec-9]

i got caught by ma young brother.. he bout 4 yrs old... told him i got allergy.. lmao

[badboy]

^ lol wtf...i never been caught at it but my sister found my porn collection once

[JerseyBaby24]

nope neva caught beatin off

[0pium]

i got caught by my brother but i dont care he knows i do it. but getting caught by a female member of the family is embarrecing, it happen to my boy, he got cought beating it to a big screen tv porn butt naked by both of his parents and he didnt even know they were watching him until they threw something at him.
he was so embarreced he stayed at my crib for 4 months and didnt go home, he kept telling me i can never go home after this...

i felt bad for him but it was funny too...

[ShadyDipset]

^^AHAHHAHAHA thats some funny shit

nahh i never got close 2 being caught. My boy did tho. He was at his computer then his moms came in and was like im goin to bed. He had his dick in his hand and turned the chair around but he was talkin to his moms wit his dick in his hand

[$$YUNGCANIBUS$$]

^^AHAHHAHAHA thats some funny shit

nahh i never got close 2 being caught. My boy did tho. He was at his computer then his moms came in and was like im goin to bed. He had his dick in his hand and turned the chair around but he was talkin to his moms wit his dick in his hand

lmao yo that some crazy shit..

but naa i never been caught.

[Rea-Rea]

Have any of you ever been caught beating your meat?

If so, when, where and who caught you?

I can honestly say that I've never been caught. A few close calls, but never caught.


hahahaha 1 day you will get caught if you don't be careful



neva..i been caught watchin porn,i was about to beat,but ma dad stopped me (Thank GOD)

idk..i would rather get caught fuckin a chick..cuz if u get caught spankin off,thats pathetic,like,if ima get caught,catch me fuckin someone else,not my hand


muhahahaah that's funny shit.



ahh man i never been caught but i know my friend did cause he told me when time he was beating off in his room and he was going off fa like 10 mins and when he was about to come his mom opened the door to his room asking hiim what he wants to eat and she saw when he came alll over the place...when he told me i was laughing my ass off that shit was crazyy

hahhah what did his mom say? nothing?



ive never been caught...........


and i never will :)

june 18 is my bday party.. ima fuck this virgin

wish my luck so i wont get caught fuckin her man

your goin fuck her man wtf? read what u wrote wish me luck so i won;t get caught fuckin her man... what is this homo shit?





yea but it was coll cuz i was fuckin a chick and i was bout to nut on da gurl face and her mom opened the door and saw me beatin off gettin ready to nut then her mom closed the door and opened it again and i was nuttin over her

and her mom did'nt say nothing after you left the house?



i beat caught when i waz watchin sramble porn by my older sister!!!!

what did your sister say?



i got caught by my brother but i dont care he knows i do it. but getting caught by a female member of the family is embarrecing, it happen to my boy, he got cought beating it to a big screen tv porn butt naked by both of his parents and he didnt even know they were watching him until they threw something at him.
he was so embarreced he stayed at my crib for 4 months and didnt go home, he kept telling me i can never go home after this...

i felt bad for him but it was funny too...


nigga got owned hahaahah i would feel so embrassed if that happend to me.



^^AHAHHAHAHA thats some funny shit

nahh i never got close 2 being caught. My boy did tho. He was at his computer then his moms came in and was like im goin to bed. He had his dick in his hand and turned the chair around but he was talkin to his moms wit his dick in his hand


muhahahahahahah

[Brandon-J]

i got caught by ma young brother.. he bout 4 yrs old... told him i got allergy.. lmao
LMAO.........

I've never been caught

[MIAMI_CHOPPA305]

nope i neva masterbated in my life

[Sinsurr Pimp023]

lmao at dis whole thread. but on tha real, i dont rele do dat all dat often, but wen i have aint get caught. had a few close calls, but neva caught in tha act. lol but i caught my boy doin it once. i was chillin ova his house n we was watchin music videos n there was dis girl in there who was fine as hell. so den all of a sudden my boy was like i gotta go to tha bathroom or w/e. so he goes to tha bahroom for like 10 mins, n den i gotta go. but hes still in there n there aint no otha bathroom. so i figured he was takin a sheeit, til i startin hearin sum noises. n im like wtf. so i got up n walked into tha bathroom to see wut tha hell was goin off n he came all ova tha damn bath tub. i was lmao, n he was pissed like a muthafucka.

[darillez]

I neva got caught cuz i got sense enough to do it with da do locked

[datboyb]

dang i was close to getting caught and i did get caught once by my mother i was watching porn on the computer in the act and she neva knocks and i thought i locked the door but WHOOPDIDO all of sudden whoosh door open and im going at it like dame shes lookin tryin to play it off. then while this was happening i was suppose to be gettin ready for school and she takes me

i felt bad then i told my patna and he was rollin hard lol

[Mick_Spade]

neva been caught. but, my sister came in when i was watchin a skin-a-max flick, i had tha covers over n she told my mom tha next day dat i was watchin "porno" thank god she aint realize i was beatin it. haha

[~Tha~King~]

nope i neva masterbated in my life
how old are you lmao i mean i know if you do it too much our just desperate but you had to have done it at least once

[ADreDon]

^^True

[Fcukisthis?]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!! Ha Ha Ha!

[KarmelFlamez]

i got caught by my brother but i dont care he knows i do it. but getting caught by a female member of the family is embarrecing, it happen to my boy, he got cought beating it to a big screen tv porn butt naked by both of his parents and he didnt even know they were watching him until they threw something at him.
he was so embarreced he stayed at my crib for 4 months and didnt go home, he kept telling me i can never go home after this...

i felt bad for him but it was funny too...

lmfao...now thas sum funny sheit

[VeX™]

lmao, this some funny ass shit, ive came close to bein caught a couple of times but so far so good.

[Gang_*]

nah never touchwood never will

[siccmayd480]

not that I know of

[SN00PY]

damn dis is crazy i dont see how yall can talk bout dat shit to otha guys lmao

[Vandam88]

i beat caught when i waz watchin sramble porn by my older sister!!!!



lmap pimpdawg thats hood

[Dopeydawg]

i havent been caught yet but one of my good frends WHOS A GIRL told me bout wen she got caught. she jus broke up wid her man n was feeelin kinda lonely, so she started goin on tha internet lookin at porn sites n shit n she started rubbin herself n one thing lead to another she started using her cell phone. She was just bout to orgasm wen her grandma walks in her room and watched her cum all over her keyboard!! She stayed at my house that weekend. i havent seen her for months but i remember hearin from my boy that wen she went bak home her grandma kicked her out of tha house.(They were devout christians) lol

[LBKeepinItGully0430]

yo son ya'll niggas is wild son omfg i wus sitten here readin dese shits fucCin laughin @ ya'll funni ass niggas...omg muh advice is 2 lock da damn door...wow

[asdf]

Aint Never Bin Caught!!! Thank God, I Wud Just Die of Embarrasment if i did.

Just Make Sure Ya'll Lock The Door of Wherever Ur Doin it & U WON'T Get Caught

Every Guy Duz it, :IWould: No Point in Lyin!!!

[~!YouNg!~!PyRO!~]

lol@this thread

[naahdude]

I think the people who have had close calls and have never been caught, just jinxed themselves. Including myself, fuck. *locks door, closes window shades*

[jpm]

neva..i been caught watchin porn,i was about to beat,but ma dad stopped me (Thank GOD)

idk..i would rather get caught fuckin a chick..cuz if u get caught spankin off,thats pathetic,like,if ima get caught,catch me fuckin someone else,not my hand
Yeah for real, I'd rather be caught fuckin than wackin off.