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K0ldBl00d
May 12th, 2005, 09:04 AM
The movie was pretty straight. A lot of those surprising elements throughout the entire movie. But, if I have to say so.. Paris Hilton needs to pick up a few more acting lessons, for real. She's just that eye-candy though, so I guess she don't really need 'em. But, that's whatever. The cast was a bunch of half-assed actors as well.. so Paris fit right on in. Chad Michael or whatever had to be the best actor out of the entire cast. But, the rest were decent.

It's pretty much about a bunch of friends, getting together. They all go on a road-trip weekend, to see the biggest football game of the year.. I guess? And they stop to get some shut-eye, to only be caught up with a man in a truck, which comes into play.. sometime later on in the movie. Long story short, they end up going to a small town, where that truck is found, because they busted the headlight with a beer bottle.

In that town, is the House of Wax. Where the entire thing .."is made of wax.. LITERALLY!" as one of the friends puts it. Where the people inside look so detailed, because they are actually made from real people's corpses. Pretty interesting. They come to realize that the entire town isn't what they expected. That's pretty much it, in a nut shell. But, it was pretty interesting.

What I found really funny though was when Paris Hilton got murdered. Once she died (I won't say how), but when she does die, the entire audience watching in the theater, started to clap and scream for Paris' demise. Some funny shit.

Rating: 8.5/10

Str8outtaFrisko
May 12th, 2005, 10:39 AM
LOL i need 2 watch this!

YouOnMyBlockNow
May 15th, 2005, 02:14 AM
hell yeah

youalreadyknow
May 15th, 2005, 10:40 AM
i heard that shit sucked but if that bitch die in it , it might be worth the 8.55